QUIZ: Plan the perfect date and we’ll tell you your 2018 relationship status
The future is (maybe) bright
by Katie Way
Okay, so cuffing season is in full swing, but you're still not totally sure where you stand after the holidays wrap up. Maybe your partner is sending you mixed signals, or maybe you haven't actually locked anybody down yet.
Listen, girl: trust yourself, plan a date, and we'll tell you how your 2018 is going to pan out romantically. Can a quiz really do all that? You're just gonna have to take it and find out.
Having Sophia the Robot as supreme overlord of our Earth would still be better than having Trump as President
Sophia 2020, bitches!
by Una Dabiero
If you weren't already fucked up by Google's slow domination of the internet or the fact Amazon is going to fly mini-fucking-helicopters to your door, Sophia the Robot probably has you building a bunker under your house a la The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. The robot is so convincingly smart she was granted citizenship in Saudi…
VOTE NOW: Are these iconic cartoon characters thicc?
We need your input, it’s critical
by Katie Way
Look, here at babe we spend all day asking questions, exploring quandaries, and trying to make life and little easier and more fun for our readers. But today, we need your help, because there's a question we just can't answer on our own. And that question is: is it just us, or are these beloved…
Here’s your complete 2018 horoscope
New year, new you, new love
by Caroline Phinney
2018 opens with a Mars/Jupiter conjunction in Scorpio, so it'll be the most energetic year we've had in a long time. And with energy comes the stamina to deal with all the romantic and emotional bullshit that'll come along with it.This will also be a year of progress and going after things we're afraid of,…