This woman looks EXACTLY like Beyoncé and it’s literally the only good celebrity doppleganger I’ve ever seen
Like, I could be fooled by her and I went to the On The Run tour
by Amanda Ross
I think everything is bullshit. Apologies, diets, time, space, and celebrity dopplegangers included. Like if I see one more "This girl looks exactly like Taylor Swift!!! She gets mobbed in the streets!!!!" tweet I will lose my mind because (spoiler alert) that bitch never looks like Taylor Swift.
But this bitch looks like Beyonce. Look at this:
Mrs. Carter herself! Blue is confused. Jay-Z found dead in ditch. Here's more proof:
Obviously she's leaning into it, but wouldn't you if you just so happened to look like one of the most beautiful woman on earth?
So you're telling me it's possible for other people besides Beyonce to look like Beyonce but god decided to not make me look like Beyonce? Fuck fake friends.
Bet you can’t tell the difference between Curvy Wife Guy’s book and the Unabomber manifesto
Which awful book did we read?
by Harry Shukman
The 21st Century's number one trickster is Robbie Tripp, aka The Curvy Wife Guy, sometimes called The Thicc Wife Guy. He's the horny weirdo who went viral with a deeply weird Instagram post about his wife: "Her shape and size won't be the one featured on the cover of Cosmopolitan but it's the one featured…
Your weekly horoscopes are here, and they come with a major warning
Things are about to get messy
by Codi Cheyenne
CAUTION: Look out for September 18 as a day full of erratic energy and a desire to rebel thanks to Mars squaring Uranus for the third time this year. If you don’t find a healthy place to release this energy, it’ll most likely turn into stressful conflict that can even physically manifest itself in the…
That weird ‘Curvy Wife Guy’ hates us :(
‘I was often teased for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier’
by Harry Shukman
Whoever said heroes come in all shapes and sizes clearly never imagined that one day, The Curvy Wife Guy would come onto this earth and declare himself a martyr for thiccness. Also known as The Thicc Wife Guy, né Robbie Tripp, he first appeared on your timeline with this horny and unsettling post about his…