QUIZ: Build a Hallmark Christmas movie and we’ll tell you which daddy to bring home for the holidays
Give me Mark Ruffalo or give me death
by Una Dabiero
It's December, which means girls 18 and 98 alike are spending all of their free time drinking wine and and masturbating under their Christmas quilt to Hallmark Christmas romances and their false depictions of straight men who aren't complete shit.
Wouldn't your dull, real-life romance be so much better if it was with a hot Dad like Jeff Goldblum? I would say yes. Build a Hallmark movie and we'll predict which hot Daddy you bring home for the holidays – at least in your dreams.
Your weekly horoscopes are here, and success is on the horizon
Need a confidence boost?
by Caroline Phinney
This week will see Mars in Capricorn sextile Jupiter in Scorpio, both at 20°. This is a great sign for both big decisions you've been stressing about and little-but-daunting projects you've been staring right in the eye. With increased courage and confidence, there's no better time for success in love and work:AriesMars sextile Jupiter gives us strength…
These melanin majesties are just a glimpse at what Wakanda’s prom would look like
I just need a Gele to stunt
by Ari Bines
Prom attire has seriously evolved since Instagram, Facebook and Snapchat have forced us to up the standard. In this day and age, teens treat prom as if it were the Met Gala. But for my people ✊🏾 we do things a little differently. Since Black Panther was released, we're taking racists' advice and taking our…
Grab your fine wine and your face masks, it’s TAURUS SEASON
You all are stubborn as fuck but it’s so cute
by Una Dabiero
Today is the most important day of the year. No, it's not Barack Obama's birthday or Election Day or even the anniversary of the moon landing. It's much, much more influential than that. It's the start of Taurus season. Taurus is the best sign in the Zodiac because they're fiercely loyal and reliable. When your…