QUIZ: Build a Hallmark Christmas movie and we’ll tell you which daddy to bring home for the holidays
Give me Mark Ruffalo or give me death
by Una Dabiero
It's December, which means girls 18 and 98 alike are spending all of their free time drinking wine and and masturbating under their Christmas quilt to Hallmark Christmas romances and their false depictions of straight men who aren't complete shit.
Wouldn't your dull, real-life romance be so much better if it was with a hot Dad like Jeff Goldblum? I would say yes. Build a Hallmark movie and we'll predict which hot Daddy you bring home for the holidays – at least in your dreams.
Here’s a step-by-step guide to how I got Instagram famous, and how you can do it too
It’s really just two main things
by Nian Hu
Not to shatter any illusions you had about the Almighty Insta Grid but as a certified Insta-famous person, I can confidently reveal that there are only two major keys to social media stardom — and neither of them require professional lighting equipment or a trip to Bali. Take a look at this picture and tell…
Meet Carlie Hanson, the singer you’ll be hooked on all summer…and all fall…and all year, really
Her music? BIG mood!
by Ari Bines
From the opinions of my mama to the unapologetic critics on Twitter, it's established that music isn't what it once was 10 years ago — but 18-year-old artist Carlie Hanson is changing my mind with her too cool-toned tunes perfect for everything from chilling by the pool to keying your trifling ex's convertible. Carlie's name…
Your weekly horoscope says he’s probably stalking your Instagram
We’re going 🚀 Leo
by Caroline Phinney
A Quarter Moon in South Node Libra is a tricky situation. But as the Sun moves from Cancer into Leo, you'll feel a renewed sense of confidence as old emotions slide right off you.Cheers bitch — you really thought you hurt me. AriesFor the past few weeks, the Mars and Chiron retrograde has really taken…