INVESTIGATION: Donald Trump Jr is into motorboating women’s breasts, sexually
Legally, he now has to resign
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK –– Today, babe can reveal that Donald Trump Jr, the dumbass oldest son of Donald Trump, is a fan of motorboating women.
A deep-dive investigation into Don Junior's Facebook posts unearthed a comment in which he joked about a male friend motorboating his partner.
The comment from 2009 says: "innocent my ass he's going in for the motorboat."
Below is a screenshot of a photo uploaded by Kevin Glaser and Liz Hall Burke, friends of Don Junior.
While other friends are saying normal things like "you look beautiful together" and "you guys are freakin adorable," Don Junior jumps in with a comment about motorboating.
In case it wasn't clear, he is referring to his male friend here:
Motorboating his other friend here:
Because his male friend is eyeing up his partner's breasts. We have added visual emphasis below for clarity.
Also, probably worth pointing out, this is Don's cover photo. Lol.
We have contacted Donald Trump Jr for comment and will update this post if we hear back.
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