The Love Advent Calendar is the sluttiest, most feminist part of the holiday season

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The Love Advent Calendar is the sluttiest, most feminist part of the holiday season

All I want for Christmas

We're only 12 days into the month and I already have a migraine, because with advent season well under-way, body-shamers are out in full-swing and no happy woman has been left undisturbed.

Even in these, the darkest of months, we cannot avoid "feminists" screeching about soft-porn and the recognition of our bodies as temples.

Firstly, most of our bodies aren't "temples," they're trash disposals. But this year's advent calendar for Love Magazine does feature a number of temples — like Ashley Graham, Emily Ratajkowski and Gigi Hadid — and if they want to cover their tits with pasta in the name of feminism, who gives a shit?

The worst comments are all from women

One of the first videos in the series features Ashley Graham, a plus-sized model who's been vocal about harassment in the industry, and even her own fans are turning on her now.

  • Emily Ratajkowski's video received similar backlash

    On day three, Emily Ratajkowski blessed us with a unique take on carbo-loading and the comments had me feeling like I missed something, which I didn't, because my eyes were literally glued to the screen.

  • Must I mention the Gigi Hadid 'armpit hair' scandal?

    Everyone was finally so excited yesterday when the advent calendar "opened its eyes to feminism," and featured Gigi Hadid with thick armpit hair.

    Until the news leaked it wasn't armpit hair, just sweater fuzz, and people acted as if they'd found out their own president had been lying to them for 326 days, 0 hours and 28 minutes.

  • Of course Gigi Hadid, international supermodel, hasn't been "growing out armpit hair for months," and it'd be shitty to suggest she should.

    If she wants to wax every inch of her body from her forehead to the inside of her vagina then great. And if she wants to sweat in her underwear while doing it? God bless.

    @carolinephinney