Sorry, but dismissing an uncut cock is prejudiced and bitchy

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Sorry, but dismissing an uncut cock is prejudiced and bitchy

Don’t knock it ’til you try it

The thing about confident women is that we've gotten really picky over the years. We understand the definition of self-love and self-worth and that's problematic because it means we know what we deserve.

So, in some sex cases (like mine), a woman will come across a man who's got a great personality, a killer bod and a great dick, but we'll write him off anyway because he's wearing a "turtleneck."

And suddenly, you're drunk panic texting every single one of your friends because the world as you knew it has ended.

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You're right. That is petty.

Whether Millennial women realize it or not, automatically writing a guy off because he has a sweater penis exudes prejudiced thinking.

Try and put yourself in the position of someone who's offended others with their views on gender issues, sexual assault, race or other fucked up shit that you have no control over. Or maybe (just maybe) you've been a victim of prejudiced shit, yourself. Who the fuck hasn't?

I already know you're going to come for me, saying "throw the damn bris, cut the cock and shut the fuck up," but I won't stand for it and neither should you.

There's nothing inherently wrong with an uncircumcised dong, and while you and your favorite Instagrammer were busy making changes to your looks (for followers), you probably missed out on the the uncut dick of your dreams.

At 22 — believe it or not — I've already had 3 different encounters with uncircumcised dicks.

My first was with an uncircumcised guy was when I was fooling around with one of my shit-bag exes in the park after school. He whipped it out and I totally freaked out. I couldn't help it — I was 16.

The second was some guy who threatened to post nudes I'd sent him if I didn't go on a date with him. Once we went on said "date", he literally drove us around the corner in his 2007 (leased) Nissan, and went at my face pulling out his uncut cock in the heat of the moment. So perhaps my naïve issues with them at a young age sprouted from something else.

But the third time was this year with a guy I met online who took me to a ratchet-ass New Year's party, and when I saw that uncut cock, I took a chance. And it was freakin awesome!

I didn't orgasm (not sure if that's even in a guy's nature anymore), but we did end up doing it twice. Like I said, don't knock it 'til you try it.

In hindsight, I guess I was pretty damn good in bed, considering he wanted me to be a partner in his business for selling dick-growing cream. Go figure.

@aribines

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