Is it just me or did Taylor Swift get a little…thiccer? ?
My girl eating good
Good afternoon, thickies! It's me, Amanda, your Thicc Watch correspondent, here to bring you the latest updates on trends in celebrity thiccness.
Today, I made a startling discovering when scrolling through Tumblr. Taylor Swift, 10-time Grammy-winner/cat-lover/pop savior/goddess has gotten thiccish. Not like, fully thicc, but certainly thiccer than she was.
The scale is like this:
And right now, my girl is at full ? level.
Here she in the 1989 era, around 2015/2016:
She was very, very thin. And this isn't a thin-shame thing. It's just a fact: she was extremely skinny, and that's just a descriptor the same way "her eyes are blue" or "Amanda is very, very gorgeous" is. Here's Swifty now, on the first day of her Reputation stadium tour:
More muscle, more thicc. Taylor said in her Reputation secret sessions that she'd gained like 25 pounds and the paparazzi kept calling her pregnant.
But what pregnant lady looks like this?
I'll answer that for you: the only pregnant ladies who look like that are the ones with zero weight gain or symptoms and end up giving birth into a McDonald's toilet because they had no idea they were carrying a child to begin with.
What I'm trying to say is, Taylor looks really healthy with her new look. And there's probably good reason for that: when people happy and in a relationship, they tend to gain weight.
Suddenly you have someone to drink with all the time, take you out to dinner, and sex you good whether or not you feel a little bloated. So according to this information, my body looks like I should be married to like, 10 very un-picky dudes right now.
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