I’m pretty sure Kendall Jenner is gay, and I have evidence for days
She keeps telling us
Kris Jenner has been working harder than the devil for years now, trying to sell the idea her daughter Kendall is throwing it back for seven men at a time, but I'm not buying it.
I'm in the business of outing people, but Kendall is totally gay — she's told us herself.
It has just been confirmed to me by inside sources that Kendall Jenner is in fact gay
— celibate coco (@daddyluver69) December 15, 2017
Let's begin with 'Lake': Kendall Jenner and Lauren Perez
Lake, the Kendall Jenner and Lauren Perez relationship that ended in 2016 is our most ~concrete~ evidence, so let's begin there.
Granted, the guy filming the video is really creepy, but that's besides the point.
Even ignoring Kendall for a moment, I can’t get over the fact people are still saying Styles "can't possibly be gay because he dated Kendall" or "he dated Caroline Flack," or "he dated Taylor Swift."
Kendall even took Lauren to a dog adoption on her birthday
I have a lot of friends, and I've never taken any of them to a dog adoption.
Kendall once got a tattoo inside her lip that reads 'meow'
If this isn't gay as hell I'll just take a seat.
Camila Morrone got involved, too
The model commented asking "Is Lendall (Lake) a real thing?" on Lauren's Instagram live.
Isac Sindell commented 'your girlfriend is a boss' on Lauren's post about Kendall
And then it got deleted 40 minutes later.
Kendall posted a pic of Lauren's hat with a caption "x xxxx xxx"
Which means "I miss you."
Kendall and Lauren liked the same pic of two women holding hands
The caption read "I miss you more at night."
Lauren posted this picture on her gram
With the caption "cuddle sesh 💤."
Now watch them check out the same girl
Could just be her shoes, but still.
kendall and lauren checking out the same girl ¯_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/up1wBEZP3y
— kendall being gay (@KendallBeingGay) January 6, 2016
Lauren's cousin posted this
And then deleted it right after.
Selena TOLD us
Selena Gomez literally said "Kendall isn't single" in march of 2016 — a time when the only person she'd been spotted with was Lauren.
Then when everyone thought it was Harry Styles anyway — the only other person it could've maybe been — we found out it wasn't.
For a long time she was best friends with Cara Delevingne
Who is, similarly, very gay.
Tyler the Creator also said he and Kendall are gay
When Kendall joked about a headline claiming the two of them were dating, he said "Not possible, we're both gay."
And yet we still didn't believe it.
I TRIED TO COME OUT THE DAMN CLOSET LIKE FOUR DAYS AGO AND NO ONE CARED HAHAHHAHAHA
— Tyler, The Creator (@tylerthecreator) April 13, 2015
She never confirms or denies dating rumors
Unlike her sisters, Kendall never confirms or denies dating rumors — similar to many other gay celebrities. I guess they're too busy having a nice time to be worried about it or something.
There are a lot of reason celebrities chose to, or or not to, disclose personal information about their intimate lives, but that slowly seems to be changing.
But like… I kind of need kendall jenner to be gay…
— KT Kelly (@ktke11y) October 5, 2017
Then again, maybe she's just quiet because she's boring.
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