This girl’s boyfriend got her a thank-you gift for having bomb-ass pussy

You already knew you were a killa in bed, but who doesn't want that shit officially confirmed by the person actually inside of you?

When I received thanks on my performance, it usually just consists of a friendzone forehead kiss, but this girl on Twitter got her pussy praised in writing.

Her admirer scratched out the card's message and rewrote his own sonnet: "For that pussy yesterday," it read. "Shit was splendid." To make sure she knew how much she got his rocks off, her gentleman caller included a $10 gift card to Chick Fil A. But I'm offended for her. If it was that good, it's definitely worth more than a Hamilton. You can barely get a #1 meal with $10!

This card doesn't look cheap either. If raised lettering topped with bedazzling is what's considered 'giving thanks', we're talking a good $3 to $5 bucks just for the card. Not going to lie though, I would have been fine with a "thanks, that was hot" and Venmo my ass enough for an 8th instead. Priorities, people!

@aribines