From Fenty Beauty to Travis Scott
If imitation truly is the sincerest form of flattery, you could say Kylie Jenner is a really, really big fan of Rihanna's — like, the biggest.
Because between Kylie Jenner and Huda Kattan, Rihanna had to do some serious back-watching in 2017. These girls are coming for her coins and if she doesn't look out she might just find herself irrelevant in 2018 — I'm totally kidding.
Kylie couldn't clip her own left toenail without checking on how Rihanna did it first.
Let's begin with Fenty Beauty
Even the cameo for their lipsticks looked exactly the same and I'm not one to overreact.
The packaging
If a picture says 1,000 words, then these two pictures say 1,000,000.
STUNNA
I'm not even sure what Kylie's lip paint is called, but does it matter? I'm confident nobody is using it anyway.
Foundation
Fenty Beauty launched 40 Foundation shades with different undertones and less than one millisecond later, Kylie announced a ~less impressive~ 30 in a last ditch attempt to appeal to more than one very specific demographic.
The L’Impasse jumpsuit
Remember when Kylie posted up in the same exact fringe Rihanna wore after the 2016 MTV VMAs? Too bad Rih's was custom-made.
Travis Scott
I don't care what you think about Scott's music — the fact that he ever got with Rihanna is beyond impressive. He'll truly never peak like that again, so I hope he enjoyed the view while he was at the top.
Does this really look like the face of a man who'd rather be with Kylie?
Puma
The timestamp on these tweets says everything you need to know about this situation.
Her identity
Wow, she really thought she did something there.
Ultimately Fenty Beauty way outsold Kylie flopmetics, but I think we should be at least a bit impressed by how little of a fuck Kylie really gives — she's not even kind of embarrassed to be copying Rihanna's every move.
And luckily, she still has a few weeks left to scrape everything from the bottom of that barrel.
I just wish I had that kind of blatant disregard for other people's original, creative ideas — I mean, confidence.