Expose a cheater and we’ll tell you which fuckboy version of Justin you’ll marry
I got zaddy Biebs
by Ari Bines
Good morning! G-Eazy dumped Halsey for Demi Lovato!
I can’t tell if this is an upgrade or a downgrade
by Caroline Phinney
Just a week and a half ago, G-Easy and Halsey broke up in a (characteristically messy) public Instagram meltdown.Sadly, even though Gerald once said if Halsey caught him cheating, "she'd cut my dick off," his dick is still presumably intact because he was spotted holding hands while walking out of a Hollywood nightclub with Demi…
‘Most followed person’ Katy Perry lost millions of followers in Twitter’s spam account crackdown
I have to laugh!
by Amanda Ross
You know why I love math? Because it's the same in every language! Let's work through this word problem together:If Witness sold fewer than 1 million copies worldwide and only 266,300 attended her world tour, who are the extra 106 million people following her on Twitter? Because it's certainly not fans!Katy's allegedly the "most followed…
Selena Gomez is dating a teenager who looks exaaaactly like baby Justin Bieber
Don’t date babies, babies, babies, ohhh!
by Amanda Ross
Look, we're all guilty of trying to show up our exes when they move on. Justin Bieber got engaged to professional friend-of-Jenner Hailey Baldwin, and Selena Gomez is getting back at him by…dating a cleaner-cut version of him at age 15? Like the age she and Justin fell in love! Aw!No, seriously, this is weird…