Everything Kylie Jenner is doing instead of revealing her pregnancy in Kim’s ’25 Days of Christmas’
‘Blocking then unblocking then reblocking Tyga’
by Una Dabiero
This year, instead of blessing us with just one Christmas photo of the Kardashians looking their holiday best, Kim gave us 25 days of Kardashian pics. Even though they looked like a Levi's ad, we still loved them because UGH we love the Kardashians, OK? 2018 is the year of me not giving a fuck, so I'm coming out of the kloset as a Kardashian superfan.
After Kylie wasn't in the first 24, everyone was 10000 percent positive she would be in number 25 showing off her baby bump in a cute pair of jeans and a white crop top. When she fucking WASN'T in the photo, people got pissed off.
I feel beyond betrayed that the Kardashian’s couldn’t give us a pregnant Kylie in the advent calendar WE WAITED 25 DAYS FOR THIS KIM pic.twitter.com/cJSIomWFSa
— Eden (@edengoodall) December 26, 2017
Kylie is fully pregnant. She went from posting sexy bikini pics on the reg to not posting a full-body shot in months. She hasn't been seen out in ages. And some people are claiming she was showing off a baby bump at the Kardashian Christmas Eve party.
Sure she might be trying to keep her pregnancy under-wraps (which is rude to her stans, tbh) but I also think she was just way too busy to pose in Kim's little photo shoot. I mean, it's no Vogue. Here's all the things Kylie was probably doing instead of being in Kim's advent calendar:
Designing another off-brown nude lip for her makeup kollection
It's probably matte and "inspired" by Fenty, tbh
And Burger King and In-N-Out and anything else that tastes better than the typical Kardashian diet. No one's looking at her body rn, so I genuinely hope Kylie is balling out on the greasy food.
Walking up and down Kris Jenner's iconic staircases to lose the baby weight
Or just chasing her herd of hounds around the yard, who knows! PS: Is Gabbana still alive?
Blocking then unblocking then reblocking Tyga on her phone
Like we all do with our exes.
Making Louis Vuitton sheets for her baby's crib
And ordering a Louis Vuitton diaper bag, I am so sure.
Reading the happy comments on Khloe's pregnancy announcement
My greatest dream realized! We are having a baby! I had been waiting and wondering but God had a plan all along. He knew what He was doing. I simply had to trust in Him and be patient. I still at times can't believe that our love created life! Tristan, thank you for loving me the way that you do! Thank you for treating me like a Queen! Thank you for making me feel beautiful at all stages! Tristan, most of all, Thank you for making me a MOMMY!!! You have made this experience even more magical than I could have envisioned! I will never forget how wonderful you've been to me during this time! Thank you for making me so happy my love! Thank you to everyone for the love and positive vibes! I know we've been keeping this quiet but we wanted to enjoy this between our family and close friends as long as we could privately. To enjoy our first precious moments just us ❤️ Thank you all for understanding. I am so thankful, excited, nervous, eager, overjoyed and scared all in one! But it's the best bundle of feelings I've ever felt in my life! ❤️❤️❤️
Reading the comments on anything her skinny sisters post
Googling herself to gain gratification from her continuing social capita
l if I were in PEOPLE, I would read about me too.
Bullying Jordyn Woods into staying locked in Calabasas
I'm sure Jordyn loves Kylie, but I'm also sure she's at least a little bit afraid to say no to her.
Interviewing labor room makeup artists
Because we know if her delivery pics act as her pregnancy reveal she's going to want to look hot.
Buying a car seat that's compatible with her private jet
After being cooped up in the house for nine months, I'm sure Kylie is gonna want to go on trips with her little babe ASAP.
Curating old snapchat stories and magazine covers to post on Insta next week
Because you can't go from getting millions of likes a week to just having no one feed your ego, not that I can speak from this experience.
Getting a stroller that's covered in Swarovski crystal and Met-gala approved
I guarantee that baby will be on the Met carpet before you or I.
Calling Lamborghini and suggesting they start a line of mini-vans
Practical car, but make it fashion.
Holding speakers up to her bump that play 'Goosebumps' on repeat and wondering if it was all worth it
Then crying, again.
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