We pranked our exes and asked them to be our New Year’s kiss and it was a complete disaster

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We pranked our exes and asked them to be our New Year’s kiss and it was a complete disaster

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There are three pieces of the New Year's Experience that matter a little more than the rest: Where you're going to drink, what you're going to drink to get ~drunk~ and who you're going to sloppy kiss on the dance floor when the clock strikes 12:00.

You have a few options, but most don't align with your 2018 resolutions.

It can't be That Guy Who's Been Treating You Like Shit™ and you're not starting this year with another rando, so who better than your ex? You're over them, they're over you and it isn't a back-slide if you haven't been tripping recently.

So we texted all of our exes to see if they were up for the job.

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Spoiler: They weren't

Most of them thought we had the wrong number

(We didn't)

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How many 'Js' do they think we know?

And some just thought we were out of our minds

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A handful still needed a LOT of persuading

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Or had already moved on to greener pastures

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But a few were maybe still dtf?

I wouldn't blame them if they weren't.

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Although most were absolutely not

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So is it a good idea to text your ex and ask them to be your New Year's kiss? Definitely not. Do we suggest you do it anyway? Absolutely.

@carolinephinney

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