We pranked our exes and asked them to be our New Year’s kiss and it was a complete disaster

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We pranked our exes and asked them to be our New Year’s kiss and it was a complete disaster

0/10 would not recommend

There are three pieces of the New Year's Experience that matter a little more than the rest: Where you're going to drink, what you're going to drink to get ~drunk~ and who you're going to sloppy kiss on the dance floor when the clock strikes 12:00.

You have a few options, but most don't align with your 2018 resolutions.

It can't be That Guy Who's Been Treating You Like Shit™ and you're not starting this year with another rando, so who better than your ex? You're over them, they're over you and it isn't a back-slide if you haven't been tripping recently.

So we texted all of our exes to see if they were up for the job.

Spoiler: They weren't

Most of them thought we had the wrong number

(We didn't)

How many 'Js' do they think we know?

And some just thought we were out of our minds

A handful still needed a LOT of persuading

Or had already moved on to greener pastures

But a few were maybe still dtf?

I wouldn't blame them if they weren't.

Although most were absolutely not

So is it a good idea to text your ex and ask them to be your New Year's kiss? Definitely not. Do we suggest you do it anyway? Absolutely.

@carolinephinney