Someone called 911 after getting a shitty haircut, which you’ve probably wanted to do every time you got bangs
Hello yes police I’m sad help
by Amanda Ross
Is there any single moment more heartbreaking than the one in which the stylist turns you around and shows you your new horrible haircut and you have to smile through the tears and be like, "…I love it" because you're a huge pussy who's afraid of confrontation?
Not this dude! In Wisconsin, a 22-year-old guy went into a regular barber shop for a lil snip-snip. According to the Wisconsin Sate Journal, all the customer wanted was a little off the top and a bit shorter on the sides. You know, like the same haircut any guy who's ever ghosted you had. But what the barber did was I N S A N E! He just took the clippers and buzzed a huge stripe down the center of the guy's head! This is the pic:
He even snipped the poor customer's ear with scissors, and was cited for Disorderly Conduct by the police. Think about that the next time you're crying to your friend because your hair dresser took off an inch of dead ends when you specifically asked for a trim. I'm not saying don't cry about it — I def will. I'm just saying think about this, too.
If he bleaches his hair, you know he’s really going through it
‘Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain’t calling’
by Ari Bines
Ok, maybe this is just based on my limited experience and-slash-or stereotypes from big-studio rom-coms, but when women are are having a rough go of it victimized, we usually do three things: pile ice cream atop a personal pizza (by which I mean a large pizza), shop until we've maxed out our credit cards, and…
The latest thing women can’t do without being blasted online: Literally just going on vacation!
Welcome to Hell!
by Roisin Lanigan
Welcome to 2018. It’s a lawless wasteland and privacy doesn’t exist anymore. You can’t even get on a plane anymore without some lecherous wannabe-BuzzFeed reporter chronicling your every move for millions of strangers around the globe. This is the world we live in. And you know what? The 1984-style hyper-surveillance shit doesn’t end when the plane…
Everything girls say we feel bad about when we actually DGAF
What’s a little white lie to get you off my ass?
by Ari Bines
It's become pretty obvious that society holds women to a higher standard than men.But trying to be perfect is overrated and sometimes…we do something super naughty that archaic authority figures would hate: We lie our asses off to spare their feelings. So here's just a list of things we say we feel bad for doing,…