Someone called 911 after getting a shitty haircut, which you’ve probably wanted to do every time you got bangs
Hello yes police I’m sad help
by Amanda Ross
Is there any single moment more heartbreaking than the one in which the stylist turns you around and shows you your new horrible haircut and you have to smile through the tears and be like, "…I love it" because you're a huge pussy who's afraid of confrontation?
Not this dude! In Wisconsin, a 22-year-old guy went into a regular barber shop for a lil snip-snip. According to the Wisconsin Sate Journal, all the customer wanted was a little off the top and a bit shorter on the sides. You know, like the same haircut any guy who's ever ghosted you had. But what the barber did was I N S A N E! He just took the clippers and buzzed a huge stripe down the center of the guy's head! This is the pic:
He even snipped the poor customer's ear with scissors, and was cited for Disorderly Conduct by the police. Think about that the next time you're crying to your friend because your hair dresser took off an inch of dead ends when you specifically asked for a trim. I'm not saying don't cry about it — I def will. I'm just saying think about this, too.
QUIZ: Answer these texts and we’ll define the relationship for you
A message says a thousand words
by Caroline Phinney
Nothing says "exclusive" like the way you drunk text each other on a night out, and if I'm wrong then I certainly don't want to be right. As much as we'd like to think we'd just ask, we both know we won't. So answer these texts instead and we'll define the relationship for you.
Fans think Kylie’s due date is the same as her makeup release date and I’ll believe anything at this point
Hungry for the drama
by Caroline Phinney
With the only Jenner we care about MIA, there have been a lot of theories circulating about whether she's already given birth, whether she's hiding because it's not Scott's or whether she's just giving the baby to Khloé after all. We miss the drama! Can you blame us? And while almost all of these theories…
Myspace-style photos are invading your Instagram, and there’s no stopping them. Here’s how to get the look
Bring on the 3D effects and stickers
by Una Dabiero
They say history repeats itself. And apparently the social media has been around long enough that internet history repeats itself. If you've had this weird, deja-vu-type-feeling while scrolling through Instagram recently, its because you really have seen the latest fad before.MySpace-style photos are trendy again. You heard me right. Stickers, effects, borders. We're going back…