‘Fish-hooking’ is the slutty new Instagram trend guaranteed to get you 100 likes


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‘Fish-hooking’ is the slutty new Instagram trend guaranteed to get you 100 likes

Catch me deep-throating my fist

As a rule, any attention you can draw to your mouth is good attention — spoon-lickin', lipstick application, straw-sippin', you name it.

So if you've been searching for ways to upgrade your Insta-feed without going live during a vagina wax, offering bitcoins for likes, or strategically positioning a subtle nipple piercing in every photo you post, fish-hooking is your fourth most lucrative choice.

Here's how you do it

The pose — which requires girls to place slightly bent fingers in or around the opening of glossed mouths — comes with no particular rules but the outcome is always the same.

And it's already been featured on grams from Bella to Selena to Kylie, and now it's going mainstream.

It is always tea time ??.

A post shared by Tina Ugarkovich (@heytinagirl) on Dec 10, 2017 at 10:58am PST

You don't have to put your fingers aaall the way in

Fish-hooking can apparently be defined as anything from inner to outer throat scratching, as look as you remember to look extremely serious while doing so.

You can also toss in slightly rolled-back eyes for additional "???" comments.

A post shared by Sofia Richie (@sofiarichie) on Dec 21, 2017 at 4:29pm PST

Kind of like anything else in life, sex and head, "the tease" is often the best part. And we're not the only ones who think so.

At this point, I'm just patiently waiting for the "trend" to become a meme or something, but until then, catch me deep-throating three fingers with a scowl on my face, whilst shamelessly fishing for likes.

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