Trust me on this: Teasing his balls will get YOU a better orgasm


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Trust me on this: Teasing his balls will get YOU a better orgasm

Because really it’s always about you

I don't know about you, but when I've just gotten off of my period — like right now actually! — I'm in the mood to cum and conquer some good dick. Unbeknownst to me, being a fuckgirl with a decent hoe-tation in play is all fun and games until you're requested to do the real dirty work—tending to that sack.

Getting over the fact that they're hairy, sticky and that they might smell can actually be the key factor to getting your own rocks off and receiving the best head of your natural born sex life. There are levels to this shit, and you have to be (mentally) ready for the task at hand.

Refrain from turning away at the sight of those furbies, and he won't say shit about your bush

Even though it's just a dick appointment, he'll still take it personally (like a lot of guys do) and feel inadequate if you don't fake interest in them. Think of all the times he wanted you to watch you suck it while your knees were bruised from rug burn. All the while, he's truly convinced himself you're actually enjoying that shit and he'll be better at eating through your bush because you were "such a good sport." You're doing great, sweetie! You'll be getting a great return on that awful investment.

Don't turn his balls blue

A lot of guys only think that they can handle a good ball-sucking without realizing the risk they're taking. If you're like me, you're probably ready for this dude to just fucking cum already, and you find yourself nearly pulling those balls out of their cacoon altogether. A girl that takes her time caressing and caring for a sack of balls is most likely to get you great head, a daggering dick, and if you do a really good job, he may even rim you for a bit. If you're like, into that.

You may not even really need to suck them

Sometimes, you don't even have to put your mouth anywhere near them, but you have to address their existence. Sex is a game of tug-o-war and if you tug his sack just right, you might even get to experience a real orgasm. And if the idea of playing with balls still grosses you out, pretend as if they were those glittery, wiggly water tubes you played with as a kid in the 90s.

Some of us enjoy giving head, but most of us are selfish cunts who only give head to get head. And if you can't finagle those balls right, you may find yourself receiving the same level of weak ass pussy-eating you got from last weekend's drunk-night stand.