We know which celeb couples will break up in 2018 according to their star signs
Get ready for Hurricane Jelena
by Katie Way
Everyone loves to speculate about whether or not celebrity couples are going to make it, even though it'll literally never affect the course of our own lives.
Sometimes we root for them (Chris Evans and Jenny Slate), and sometimes we wanna watch two people with a shitload of money and Instagram followers crash and burn (Rob and Chyna, anyone?). It's fun, okay? Is that such a crime?
But no matter how religiously you read TMZ ,or how long you've been Kaught Up with the Kardashians, you truly can't predict anyone's romantic future. At least not without help from the stars. So we used astrology to analyze the romantic compatibility of celebrity couples to guess what's in store for their relationships in 2018.
Chrissy Teigen (Sagittarius) + John Legend (Capricorn)
Chrissy is actually funny online in a way that doesn't seem contrived, so it's no surprise that she's a Sag, because they're natural entertainers. John also seems like the more serious member of the duo so I'm hardly shocked he's a grounded-ass Capricorn.
Though they might seem like a kind of random couple, odds are they'll keep balancing each other out well into 2018 and beyond, with John's reality-based Capricorn mindset holding down the flighty Sag in Chrissy.
Halsey (Libra) + G-Eazy (Gemini)
Libras love PDA and Geminis don't really give a fuck about other peoples' comfort, so it makes perfect sense that I've seen like 20 different professional-grade photos of these two swapping spit.
And according to their zodiac compatibility, this shit isn't gonna stop any time soon. It's no surprise they've already released a song together, either — these two air signs are gonna keep stimulating each other, intellectually and otherwise, whether we like it or not.
Selena Gomez (Cancer) + Justin Bieber (Pisces)
I'm getting a stress headache just THINKING about the level of emotion that flows between these two, especially when they fight! Pisces and Cancer are both signs that have a ton of capital-f Feelings, so the fact these two reunited at the end of 2017 means some kind of storm is a-brewin'.
That said, it might not be all bad — this connection could be very psychically empowering for these water signs, especially if Justin stays on his #JesusGrind. But given their history and the volatile nature of this bond, I see these two breaking up for a final time somewhere in the middle of the summer. Get ready for Hurricane Jelena!
Amber Rose (Libra) + 21 Savage (Libra)
Besides the fact Amber has made 21 Savage Woke as Hell, the saying "opposites attract" could not be further from the truth when it comes to Libra-on-Libra love.
Libras are low-key full of secrets, and the fact Amber and 21 know this about each other only strengthens their connection and communication. If 21 wasn't 24, I'd assume they were already engaged! But as it stands, I think Amber might be seeing a ring by spring.
Kim Kardashian (Libra) + Kanye West (Gemini)
You already know what the fuck is going on, especially because these two are astrologically identical to Halsey and G-Eazy, albeit a few hundred times more mature.
Kanye redefined Kim's style and aesthetic, and Kim made him stable again (if you forget that brief stint when he flirted with being a Trump supporter) and they're gonna keep building in 2018. Remember when people got pissed that Kanye called Kim the modern day Marilyn Monroe? Those people were fucking wrong.
Cardi B (Libra) + Offset (Sagittarius)
I've said it before and I'll say it again: we're protecting Cardi B at all costs, okay? And that means maybe… just maybe… she should let her trash-ass Sagittarius man go.
Cardi clearly loves Offset, and the sex is undoubtedly bomb, even according to astrology! But that doesn't mean Offset's non-committal Sagittarius nature isn't going to hurt her. After all, between a cheating scandal and rumors swirling about some DNA-test blackmail, it might not be in the cards for these two. And sadly, the stars seem to agree.
Blake Lively (Virgo) + Ryan Reynolds (Scorpio)
You know what? As soon as I looked this up, I was like fuck, of course Blake Lively is a Virgo. She looks like she loves her bullet journal. But I digress, because the truth is: This match isn't as good as it gets for Blake or her husband.
I'm not saying Blake and Ryan are 100 percent headed for divorce, but I am saying a build-up of communication errors in this quiet relationship could put a strain on them. Even though Scorpios are low-key emotional, Ryan probably isn't as in-tune with Blake's serious side as he thinks. Pray for everyone's third-favorite pair of Taylor Swift friends in 2018.
Meghan Markle (Leo) + Prince Harry (Virgo)
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Hmmm. On the one hand, look how gorgeous they are together. On the other hard, from an astrological standpoint, the future isn't looking bright. But on the third hand, I don't think princes are allowed to get divorced? So it seems like these two are in it whether they like it or not.
Leos and Virgos can both, in their own separate ways, be annoying know-it-alls and it's not surprising this tendency can bleed into their romantic relationships. Luckily for these two, Meghan and Harry come from different worlds and are going to be pretty busy all the time being literal royalty. But if it weren't for the hundreds of years of expectations and the trappings of the last semi-functional European monarchy at their disposal, these two would be screwed.
Kylie Jenner (Leo) + Travis Scott (Taurus)
Yeah, I don't think you need astrology to predict this, but this Leo-Taurus relationship is ten types of doomed. One word: Ego! Kylie's got a big one, and Travis is too fucking stubborn and self-involved to be bothered with that.
After all, his girlfriend may or may not be like, extremely pregnant and he just dropped a collab album. Excuse me, dude? Attend to her! His Taurus loyalty might mean he waits until the end of the year to break things off, but it's pretty obvious it's not going to be happy for these two. Sorry King Kylie, it's lonely at the top!
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