Once you realize Bella Hadid and ‘handsome’ Squidward look identical, there’s no going back
Look, I'm not going to stretch the truth. I'm not going to try and tell you Meryl Streep looks like Future, or point out all of the striking similarities between Channing Tatum and this buff dog. I'm not going to do that because that would be weird.
But as a journalist I consider it my job — nay, my duty — to report on the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, and that's that Isabella Khair Hadid, known to her fans as Bella, looks exactly like Sexy Squidward.
They have the same toned bod
The torso-to-leg ratio is practically identical, and they definitely both know how to hold the attention of a room.
Sure, Bella's cheeks have changed over the years, but so have Squidward's.
Look at the fluidity!
That mouth, those eyes! These two certainly have the same modeling coach, if not the same cosmetic surgeon.
Do you feel woken up?
It's "convenient" sexy Squidward hasn't appeared in an episode since The Two Faces of Squidward which aired in 2008 and was subsequently uploaded as a meme video by YouTube user, SilverWingedBandit.
But that's probably because in 2014 he was signed to IMG Models before launching his career as an international super model named Bella.
So do you believe Bella Hadid really is who she says she is? Because I don't.
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