Every single thought you have when your period is exactly one day and 13 hours late

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Every single thought you have when your period is exactly one day and 13 hours late

‘Guess I need to start planning my pregnancy shoot’

There's nothing scarier than living an entire day you were supposed to be bleeding out of one of your assorted holes completely normally, going to bed hoping to wake up covered in your own uterus walls, then realizing at 6 am before a full day of work that your period is fucking late.

I'm like, 8000 percent sure being late on your period by literally just one day induces a stress greater than the stress endured by most emergency room doctors. Your mind starts racing trying to figure out where tf you went wrong with your birth control or HOW you're going to support a baby with a Sephora addiction, no knowledge of vegetables to speak of, and a lack of sugar daddy prospects.

Here's every thought you've had while you're literally a day late on your period.

'Ok, ok, ok, I like really need to do the math on the last time I had sex'

'God definitely put Jesus in me'

'Howwww can I explain this? You know, other than P R E G N A N C Y?'

'There's literally zero way this is my fault'

'NOPE I'M FUCKING PREGNANT MY FAMILY IS GOING TO FUCKING DISOWN ME OH MY FUCKING GOD'

'I AM GOING TO BE LIVING IN THE STREETS AS A FAT, PREGNANT LADY'

'But wait, where will THE BABY LIVE? In my stoner boyfriend's discarded drum set?!'

'It's time to Google that shit'

'Maybe I should take my first bump pic? Maybe I should buy a baby book now?'

'Guess I need to start planning my pregnancy shoot'

'Ok, so like, fuck this. Where's the closest Planned Parenthood?'

'But how will I afford my abortion??? GoFundMe?'

'Ok, so like, how can I take care of this naturally?'

'Actually, I think I would rather just die'

'It's all over. Time to will my Apple Watch to my beloved first-cousin'

And then you have palpitations and die. The end!

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