Kim Kardashian’s surrogate just gave birth and now I feel like I gave birth
I can’t stop crying
The first of hopefully many Kardashian babies in coming weeks, Kim and Kanye just welcomed their third child, according to TMZ.
"Kanye and I are happy to announce the arrival of our healthy, beautiful baby girl," Kim said, adding they're incredible grateful for their surrogate who "made our dreams come true with the greatest gift," and wonderful doctors and nurses for their "special care."
TMZ reports the baby is a “healthy girl" weighing 7lbs and 6oz, and Kim says, "North and Saint are especially thrilled to welcome her."
No name has been released yet, but consider it our mission to find out.
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