QUIZ: Spend a million dollars and we’ll tell you if you’re cute, pretty or hot
Only Beyonce can be all three
Have you ever been lying in bed with someone and had them ask that dreaded question. No, not "You're on birth control, right?" I mean the other dreaded question: "Do you think you're cute, pretty or hot?"
There's no right answer. If you say "hot," you'll look like a narcissist, but if you say "pretty," if makes it seem like you think you're above girls who would say "hot." And "cute" just feels . . . weird. So, to save you stress, we came up with a 100 percent scientifically accurate way to know once and for all, are you cute, pretty or hot:
Feast your eyes on every single single Miley Cyrus nude, y’all
She loves those boobs, man
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Your weekly horoscopes are here, and it’s time to kick certain people to the curb
You know who I’m talking about
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On Tuesday morning, a New Moon cycle begins, rejuvenating both your private and public life. Today is a good day to cleanse your home and clean out your contact list in preparation.AriesAs the Aries New Moon cycle comes to an end, take a moment to think about what you've learned over the past few weeks.…