QUIZ: Spend a million dollars and we’ll tell you if you’re cute, pretty or hot
Only Beyonce can be all three
Have you ever been lying in bed with someone and had them ask that dreaded question. No, not "You're on birth control, right?" I mean the other dreaded question: "Do you think you're cute, pretty or hot?"
There's no right answer. If you say "hot," you'll look like a narcissist, but if you say "pretty," if makes it seem like you think you're above girls who would say "hot." And "cute" just feels . . . weird. So, to save you stress, we came up with a 100 percent scientifically accurate way to know once and for all, are you cute, pretty or hot:
Um, why are people so excited to beat up their future kids?
They don’t even have children and they can’t wait to spank them senseless
by Harry Shukman
Locals, as I regret to inform you, have gone too far this time. They've had horse girl energy and late-night "adventures" to Sonic, and everyone thought that was cute, but it ends now because they really want to hit their children. They don't even have kids yet, but that hasn't stopped them from fantasizing about…
This girl asked cops to not arrest her because she’s a pretty, ‘very clean white girl’ cheerleader
Bitch blew through a stop sign at 60 mph!
by Amanda Ross
A soon-to-be 33-year-old woman from South Carolina is not helping the reputation of white girls everywhere when she was stopped by police for a litany of traffic-related offenses including plowing through a stop sign at 60 miles per hour, high and drunk as fuck. It was what she said when she got pulled over, though,…
My new role model is this girl who sends ‘blowjob stats’ to guys and deep-throats in the 97th percentile
Sadly, she only swallows 91 percent of the time
by Nian Hu
You might think of yourself as an empowered dick-sucking hoe — but unless you've carefully timed each blowjob, calculated the exact percentage of times that you swallowed, and shared these statistics with strange guys on Tinder, then you ain't shit.All hoes bow down before our new queen. Brought to us by Reddit user SmItHeAD11 who…