Fans think Kylie’s due date is the same as her makeup release date and I’ll believe anything at this point
Hungry for the drama
With the only Jenner we care about MIA, there have been a lot of theories circulating about whether she's already given birth, whether she's hiding because it's not Scott's or whether she's just giving the baby to Khloé after all. We miss the drama! Can you blame us? And while almost all of these theories are, of course, based upon fan speculation, we're basically all private investigators anyway.
But on Tuesday, when the 20-year-old announced her new nine-pan eyeshadow palette, Blue Honey, she sparked even more rumors that the release day for her palette, January 23rd, is the same as her due date.
People have previously reported the Jenner is due in late January or February, so if you scratch every other theory it makes sense.
— sister emmerson (@emmersonrafanan) January 16, 2018
And it's not just the due date fans are speculating about
They also think we've gotten hints about the sex and name of the baby.
Me: I don’t care about the Kardashians
Also Me: What if the Blue Honey palette that Kylie is dropping on the 23rd is code for the baby?! pic.twitter.com/JcjtnhYq9n
— Sawyer Steehn (@SawyerYvonne) January 19, 2018
Everyone has a theory that's crazier than the next
so kylie is really back on instagram to post about her new palette like after the baby news wow i wish i could say that i’m surprised
— sol ☃️ (@disneypuppies) January 17, 2018
I'm waiting for Kylie Jenner to use her baby's arm for her swatch palette for her cosmetic line
— sierra (@Si3RRRA_mist) January 17, 2018
quick conspiracy theory:
what if kylie jenner named her new palette Blue Honey after her baby? just. a. thought.
— kacey 🌚 (@kaceylovesmyles) January 17, 2018
okay but what if “Welcome Blue Honey” means Kylie had the baby and that’s the name???? 🧐🧐🧐🧐 pic.twitter.com/QdnXBI91yV
— emily. ⭐ (@loveemilyyy) January 16, 2018
Kylie probably made that eyeshadow palette months ago and waited to release it rn cause she just gave birth to Kim n Kanye’s baby. #mytheory
— tessafay♛ (@_tessaFbaby) January 18, 2018
My mom has the theory that Kylie was kims surrogate and the baby is called “blue honey” (her new palette) and it’s all gonna be revealed on Kylies show in the second season because the first season didn’t get great ratings so what better way to boost them than that? 😂 Wends ODT
— Hannah (@hannahwdx) January 18, 2018
With the new palette's browns, teals and golds, fans are upset she hasn't shared any swatches on Instagram, like she usually does when promoting a new palette, but we better see swatches on that baby bump, because fuck an arm.
I'm just saying.
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