QUIZ: Answer these texts and we’ll define the relationship for you
A message says a thousand words
Nothing says "exclusive" like the way you drunk text each other on a night out, and if I'm wrong then I certainly don't want to be right.
As much as we'd like to think we'd just ask, we both know we won't. So answer these texts instead and we'll define the relationship for you.
Elon Musk didn’t have a 47th birthday party, LMS if u cried :-(
This is the saddest story you will read in 2018
by Nian Hu
I hope you're ready for the most depressing, heartbreaking story you will read this year. This is a tragedy that far outstrips all of the stories about neo-Nazis, school shootings, and deportations.Are you ready? Here we go: Elon Musk didn't have a 47th birthday party. Poor, poor Elongated Muskrat. My heart simply breaks for him.…
Your fave is probably as asshole! Here’s a master list of rude celebrity encounters
Dr Phil might have a skrong dick but HE is a complete dick
by Harry Shukman
An ocean of tea is being spilled on this delicious thread about people's worst encounters with celebs. Regular human beings are dishing on their encounters with everyone famous from Mariah Carey (nobody is allowed to make eye contact with her) to Leonardo DiCaprio (flicked a cig at wait staff) to Hillary Swank ("pretentious bitch"). Check…
Let’s talk about my weirdest obsession: The Purge and who would survive it
Knowing who would live is my greatest gift
by Amanda Ross
You know that John Waters quote emblazoned on weed-rank tote bags carried by NYU kids all over town? It’s like, “If you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them?” (Awful advice btw illiteracy is the wave for 2018, trust me). My version of that is The Purge. You know, that…