This guy’s ‘biggest mistake in life’ was curving Cardi B before she was famous
A glow-up really is the best clapback
by Ari Bines
There comes a moment in every young girl's life when she musters up the courage to make the first move . . . just to be turned down.
It's like a right of passage. Almost every girl I know (even the hot ones) has been curved at least once. Sometimes it's at a school dance, sometimes it's by a frat douche and sometimes, in the case of Cardi B, it's by a Vine star who ignores you after you ask him to share one of your videos on his page.
Last night, the since retired star, Mohamad Zoror, took to Twitter to share his feelings of regret.
— Mohamad Zoror (@MohamadZoror) January 19, 2018
She slid into his DMs before she was really famous
They must've known each other to some extent — I don't know anybody calling me "bae" in my DMs.
But he swerved her request for a 'share'
Apparently she was hoping he'd publish this video of her on his platform, but he straight-up ghosted her.
So the next time you build up the courage to message a guy, don't feel too bad if he looks the other way while you're trying to get his attention, or if he neglects to answer your friend or follow request.
If boss ass baddie, Cardi B—prior to Bartier Cardi— can be denied, it's only looking up from here. And with all her recent success, this won't be the last time she sticks her tongue out at someone who wasn't down during her reality TV days.
He coulda been Offset
Dawg you would’ve been offset rn 😂
— Amir 🔮 (@papiiamir) January 19, 2018
Now, not only is Vine now dead, but he doesn't even have Cardi.
Who keeps giving Lena Dunham dogs?
Hi, 911? I’d like to report a crime
by Nian Hu
I regret to inform you that in the year 2018 Lena Dunham is somehow still relevant, despite MANY reasons why she should have long faded into obscurity at this point. Aside from being a fake-woke white "feminist" who accuses women of lying about rape and gets mad at black men for not wanting to sleep…
Billboard Charts indicate everyone’s getting dumped this week
We’ve all got that summertime sadness, apparently
by Amanda Ross
According to the Billboard Hot 200, which tracks the best-selling albums in the country in any given week, America is going through it. All I need is a Pharmaceutical Hot 200 to track a spike in Seroquel and Prozac and a Diabetic Hot 200 to show me a sharp increase in Cool Whip sales and…
Watch this man shock his dick off by putting it in an electrical outlet and tell me again why men are in charge of anything
It’s called ‘guy electrocutes his population rod’
by Harry Shukman
If you want to watch a short video of a man putting his dick into an outlet until it shocks him and he howls with pain, then it's your lucky day! Here is that video: Some highlights: – The moment the man thumbs his wang right into the socket– The huge spark of electricity that occurs upon…