This guy’s ‘biggest mistake in life’ was curving Cardi B before she was famous
A glow-up really is the best clapback
by Ari Bines
There comes a moment in every young girl's life when she musters up the courage to make the first move . . . just to be turned down.
It's like a rite of passage. Almost every girl I know (even the hot ones) has been curved at least once. Sometimes it's at a school dance, sometimes it's by a frat douche and sometimes, in the case of Cardi B, it's by a Vine star who ignores you after you ask him to share one of your videos on his page.
Last night, the since retired star, Mohamad Zoror, took to Twitter to share his feelings of regret.
— Mohamad Zoror (@MohamadZoror) January 19, 2018
She slid into his DMs before she was really famous
They must've known each other to some extent — I don't know anybody calling me "bae" in my DMs.
But he swerved her request for a 'share'
Apparently she was hoping he'd publish this video of her on his platform, but he straight-up ghosted her.
So the next time you build up the courage to message a guy, don't feel too bad if he looks the other way while you're trying to get his attention, or if he neglects to answer your friend or follow request.
If boss ass baddie, Cardi B—prior to Bartier Cardi— can be denied, it's only looking up from here. And with all her recent success, this won't be the last time she sticks her tongue out at someone who wasn't down during her reality TV days.
He coulda been Offset
Dawg you would’ve been offset rn 😂
— Amir 🔮 (@papiiamir) January 19, 2018
Now, not only is Vine now dead, but he doesn't even have Cardi.
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This is serious
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Riverdale has gone completely off the rails
Archie is a fucking idiot, as usual
by Nian Hu
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