POLL: Look at your childhood TV crushes now and tell me if you still think they’re hot
This is just heart-shattering
by Ari Bines
I've had a recent epiphany. After scrolling through Twitter news on reboots of Sister, Sister, The Mickey Mouse Club, and an Are You Afraid of the Dark? film coming to theatre near you, I've concluded that millennials are clearly the generation that had the best teen television shows.
But now that I'm done reminiscing the past, I've begun stalking my former teen heartthrobs, and they're no longer throbbing the body parts that actually matter.
Look at 2018 versions of your favorite TV crushes and tell me if your heart still beats for them:
I, personally, am pleased and disgusted. But I guess there's a reason why a lot of these dudes are still out of work in Hollywood. It's probably best for all of our eyes.