POLL: Look at your childhood TV crushes now and tell me if you still think they’re hot
This is just heart-shattering
by Ari Bines
I've had a recent epiphany. After scrolling through Twitter news on reboots of Sister, Sister, The Mickey Mouse Club, and an Are You Afraid of the Dark? film coming to theatre near you, I've concluded that millennials are clearly the generation that had the best teen television shows.
But now that I'm done reminiscing the past, I've begun stalking my former teen heartthrobs, and they're no longer throbbing the body parts that actually matter.
Look at 2018 versions of your favorite TV crushes and tell me if your heart still beats for them:
I, personally, am pleased and disgusted. But I guess there's a reason why a lot of these dudes are still out of work in Hollywood. It's probably best for all of our eyes.
Guess which rapper this girl cheated on her boyfriend with!
‘The next video is of them twerking and the same dude grinding on them’
by Harry Shukman
Here's a fun game if you're feeling like a dick! With whichst rapper did this girl cheat on her boyfriend with? The clues are in this story about a newly-single dude who poured his heart out on a relationship advice site, and it's brutal as hell (although he's now laughing about it, which means you…
Power ranking every U.S. President by their dick size
Every day is Presidents Day here
by Amanda Ross, Josh Kaplan and Harry Shukman
INT: WHITE HOUSE – NIGHTThe President is hunched over his desk. His tie is undone, there’s stubble on his face, and he looks exhausted. Papers are scattered in front of him as he drafts a speech. Suddenly, an aide bursts into the room and shouts: “Mr President, Mr President, sir!” The President looks worried, and…
When it comes to interracial dating, there’s a double standard for Black women
We can’t seem to catch a break
by Ari Bines
As a Black woman who's crossed the great racial divide more than once, I’ve seen first-hand how interracial relationships get judged and ostracized (I’ve been called out of my name many, many times). My relationships, my friends', and even celebrities' prove that time and again, it’s Black women who get more scrutiny for dating outside…