IRL • Jan 23 2018

QUIZ: Plan a sexy vacation and we’ll tell you how far you’d get on The Bachelor

Don’t worry, you get internet clout no matter what

So you're on The Bachelor and you're fighting with like, 20 other girls for the attention of a walking, talking crewcut. It kinda seems like this show was scripted in 1972, but you're on it to find love — or at least grow your Instagram following trying.

The Bachelor is serious. It breaks people, makes people, and it gives them the clout they need to get sponsored lip injections. How far will you make it? Take this quiz to find out.

The rules of 2019 have already been decided and there’s nothing we can do about it

People are already mad

by Caroline Phinney

I feel kind of bad for 2019 because people are already mad at it and it hasn't even started. It's like when you get with someone following a breakup and you're already assuming they're cheating on and lying to you, because why would anyone ever be genuine? How can you blame us though? Even if…

An Instagram influencer told us how to travel the world for free (or at least cheap AF)

Fine, I’m the Instagram influencer

by Nian Hu

So everyone's always asking me how I'm able to afford all of my many, many glamorous vacations to exotic destinations like Thailand and Greece. The answer, of course, is that I'm chronically broke and I literally wear the same three shirts over and over again. Now there's a solid money-saving hack! But another part of…

‘Inhumane and depressing’: Skoop describes the worst prison lockdown she’s ever experienced

‘They will fuck your whole cell up’

by Skoop Hernandez

Skoop is babe.net’s prison correspondent. She’s currently incarcerated in SCI-Muncy, a maximum security women’s prison in Pennsylvania. She loves flirting, cooking and trap music. She’s also a writer and she sends her columns to us by letter. Her nickname, as she likes to say, is Skoop because she scoops up all the girls. She’s here…