QUIZ: Plan a sexy vacation and we’ll tell you how far you’d get on The Bachelor
Don’t worry, you get internet clout no matter what
by Una Dabiero
So you're on The Bachelor and you're fighting with like, 20 other girls for the attention of a walking, talking crewcut. It kinda seems like this show was scripted in 1972, but you're on it to find love — or at least grow your Instagram following trying.
The Bachelor is serious. It breaks people, makes people, and it gives them the clout they need to get sponsored lip injections. How far will you make it? Take this quiz to find out.
Introducing the Hair Straightener Tongue Challenge…I think….
Tracing its origins
by Harry Shukman
Hard to explain what makes anyone willingly put themselves through extreme pain for clout (this guy who shocked his dick off by thumbing it into an electrical socket, for instance), and yet here we are with a new trend tentatively named the Hair Straightener Tongue Challenge.Like the other 18 million people who have seen this…
Why did Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson break up? An investigation
Let’s be real, this relationship was never going to work out
by Nian Hu
So Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson broke up this weekend, surprising absolutely nobody. Who would've thought that a whirlwind five-month-long PDA-fueled relationship between an unfunny butthole-eyed corpse-looking dude and a world-famous pop star who was WAY out of his league could've possibly worked out? The question was never if they would break up, but when.The…
Your weekly horoscope is here, and you have to start thinking about yourself
When did you last take some me time?
by Codi Cheyenne
Coming at you live with some compassionate, authentic realness. Last week was a trip, stirring up the old and bringing about much needed change. You may have been challenged, making you question yourself and how you interact with the world. When that happens, we need some guidance on how find our footing again, so here…