QUIZ: Can you tell the difference between Shawn Mendes and Charlie Puth? Are you sure?
I dare you to take this quiz
by Una Dabiero
It's 2018 and yet somehow, white male solo-acts still exist. And at this point, they're just clones of each other. Just look at Shawn Mendes and Charlie Puth. Every time that song about how long this has been going on comes on the radio, I have no clue who is singing it. Then I have to initiate conversation with my Uber driver to ask, and that is just something I'd rather not do. I'm shy!
I mean, I understand not every musician can be a Rihanna, but we do NOT need both Shawn Mendes and Charlie Puth. Really, the only white guy we need is Harry Styles. I guarantee you can't even tell Shawn and Charlie apart. Take this quiz to find out:
Who keeps giving Lena Dunham dogs?
Hi, 911? I’d like to report a crime
by Nian Hu
I regret to inform you that in the year 2018 Lena Dunham is somehow still relevant, despite MANY reasons why she should have long faded into obscurity at this point. Aside from being a fake-woke white "feminist" who accuses women of lying about rape and gets mad at black men for not wanting to sleep…
Billboard Charts indicate everyone’s getting dumped this week
We’ve all got that summertime sadness, apparently
by Amanda Ross
According to the Billboard Hot 200, which tracks the best-selling albums in the country in any given week, America is going through it. All I need is a Pharmaceutical Hot 200 to track a spike in Seroquel and Prozac and a Diabetic Hot 200 to show me a sharp increase in Cool Whip sales and…
Watch this man shock his dick off by putting it in an electrical outlet and tell me again why men are in charge of anything
It’s called ‘guy electrocutes his population rod’
by Harry Shukman
If you want to watch a short video of a man putting his dick into an outlet until it shocks him and he howls with pain, then it's your lucky day! Here is that video: Some highlights: – The moment the man thumbs his wang right into the socket– The huge spark of electricity that occurs upon…