Vanity Fair’s major photoshop fuck-up left Oprah and Reese Witherspoon with a bunch of extra body parts
How dare you do Oprah dirty?
by Una Dabiero
Honestly, I'm not sure how we all haven't learned by now that Photoshop does more harm than good. Between the way-too-tall cover models, the pissed-off celebs who know their waists aren't that snatched, and the third eyes that happen every once in a while, that software should be fucking banned.
But honestly, I'm glad I got to see this glorious fuck-up before the editor of Vanity Fair burns every copy of Adobe Creative Suite in their office.
Someone accidentally gave Oprah three hands
Retweet this picture of Oprah with 3 hands or you'll have a decade of bad luck pic.twitter.com/nPMOoe3kQk
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) January 25, 2018
And someone else gave Reese Witherspoon three legs
— Beatrice-Elizabeth Peterson (@MissBeaE) January 25, 2018
Like, look at this shit:
HOW DID NO ONE NOTICE!? I understand a weird wave or a fucking extra tuft of hair, but they gave Reese a whole-ass extra leg. And they made Oprah look like a weird octopus — a literal Ursula gone wild.
I think it's time to ban Photoshop like France did, just saying.
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This is the saddest story you will read in 2018
by Nian Hu
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by Harry Shukman
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Let’s talk about my weirdest obsession: The Purge and who would survive it
Knowing who would live is my greatest gift
by Amanda Ross
You know that John Waters quote emblazoned on weed-rank tote bags carried by NYU kids all over town? It’s like, “If you go home with someone and they don’t have books, don’t fuck them?” (Awful advice btw illiteracy is the wave for 2018, trust me). My version of that is The Purge. You know, that…