Vanity Fair’s major photoshop fuck-up left Oprah and Reese Witherspoon with a bunch of extra body parts
How dare you do Oprah dirty?
Honestly, I'm not sure how we all haven't learned by now that Photoshop does more harm than good. Between the way-too-tall cover models, the pissed-off celebs who know their waists aren't that snatched, and the third eyes that happen every once in a while, that software should be fucking banned.
But honestly, I'm glad I got to see this glorious fuck-up before the editor of Vanity Fair burns every copy of Adobe Creative Suite in their office.
Someone accidentally gave Oprah three hands
And someone else gave Reese Witherspoon three legs
Like, look at this shit:
HOW DID NO ONE NOTICE!? I understand a weird wave or a fucking extra tuft of hair, but they gave Reese a whole-ass extra leg. And they made Oprah look like a weird octopus — a literal Ursula gone wild.
I think it's time to ban Photoshop like France did, just saying.
Aziz Ansari talks about the sexual misconduct allegations against him for the first time
‘I hope I’ve become a better person’
In a gig on Monday night, Aziz Ansari talked for the first time about the allegations of sexual misconduct made against him last year. During a massively oversubscribed gig at Village Underground in New York, Ansari said he hopes he has "become a better person." Vulture first reported the comments. The site said Ansari led…
Instagram now tells people when you screenshot, so just throw away your whole damn phone
Who thought this was a good idea!?
by Caroline Phinney
Lately, Instagram has sucked for a lot of reasons: posts are no longer in chronological order, influencers are reportedly being screwed out of money, and now, on top of everything else, Instagram alerts someone when you take a screenshot. Is nothing sacred?! Long gone are the days of snapping pics of your ‘friends’ and then…
People are slamming Bumble for an ‘abusive’ ad campaign involving painting endangered elephants
“No one should even consider climbing on an elephant’s back”
by Nian Hu
Bumble recently launched in India and celebrated with a launch party at City Palace in Jaipur. Instagram posts and stories reveal that the CEO Whiteny Wolfe Herd and various celebrities were in attendance. Several photos of the event show elephants being ridden with the Bumble logo painted on their faces. According to PETA Executive Vice…