This girl got ‘vegan’ tattooed on her FACE, officially out-veganing every other vegan
Makes me wanna club a seal or something
A lot of people would argue tattooing the lyrics from Florence and the Machine's "Hurricane Drunk" on my leg when I was 19 and fresh out of a breakup was a bad Idea — I'm going out, I'm gonna drink myself to death — but a lot more people are arguing this girl getting "vegan" tattooed across her face is worse.
Kate Bullen, or Kate Alice as she's known on social media, posted on Twitter, saying, "Got a suicide awareness and vegan tattoo today, love em," and non-vegans fucking lost it.
Most people got irrationally angry
Stop the world I'm getting off 🌎🚶🏽 pic.twitter.com/dw9avnZFKp
— brad loram (@BradLoram) January 25, 2018
getting “vegan” tattooed on your face when u gag sausage on the daily u absolute crank. ***UNSUBSCRIBE***
— Kierran Kiff Fletcher🆘 (@KIERRANNN) January 25, 2018
You are a f*u c k i n g loon. Seek immediate help.
— Alv Shippers (@wbinfo61) January 28, 2018
Things you *can't* get: A job.
— Fergus Brexit Pro Exit #FBPE (@GrowTheFuckUp66) January 28, 2018
A lifetime of regret awaits you
— FullEnglishBrexit (@jeremyafletcher) January 28, 2018
Cucumber gives me the shits. You don't see it written on my bloody face though
— Flange (@TheFlange69) January 28, 2018
Did you get one for your brain damage too?
— Sartorial Doge (@SartorialDoge) January 28, 2018
Her tattoo artist has also received criticism
Kate's tattoo artist, Jordan McCrea, said on Facebook that the number of negative comments she had to delete from the photo was "disgusting."
"So fucking what if someone wants to get a vegan tattoo on their face," she said.
But at least some other vegans found it really funny
When you have to tell everyone you're a vegan 😂😂 https://t.co/dcnkdNPnl4
— SuperNoodle Butty (@Deanh89) January 26, 2018
OMG HAHAHAHA me
— Juleeeees (@JulianDouglas_) January 29, 2018
I like vegans, I really do. Or at least I try to, but they make it sooooo hard — kind of like Blake Lively. I want to like her. I loved Gossip Girl, used to bring a picture of Blake to every hair appointment in the hopes of achieving a non-brassy blonde like hers, and yet I can't see past her damn Virgo, Woody Allen-loving self. So yeah, I guess what I'm saying is, in a way, this girl with her vegan face tattoo is a lot like Blake Lively.
But maybe I'd like all vegans more if they proved their commitment like this. At least then I'd know it's real.
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