fads • Jan 30 2018

Watch this video of a tiny rat taking a tiny shower, and then forward it to your musty boyfriend

If this rat can bathe, so can y’all

Barring a medical condition (and I expect to see documentation, people), this tiny rat proves that mustiness is a choice — a choice every straight man I've ever known makes daily, apparently.

Look at the way he lifts his furry pits to scrub. Look at how he makes collagen-boosting circles with his little rat hands as he rubs in what is surely Glossier Milky Jelly cleanser. Look at how he washes his ass-crack too. OK fine, he doesn't do that. But you really should.

Did you really think Warren Buffett was tweeting inspirational advice for teens?

Smart grind always pays off

by Harry Shukman

Warren Buffett, the billionare investor with a face like a dangly ballsack, is not dispensing advice for locals. And yet, people being people, they have fallen for a fake Warren Buffett account that tweets vanilla platitudes meant to inspire the extremely basic: Unless you're a total dunce and didn't spot that Warren Buffett has a…

Enough imagining dead celebrities in Heaven, I’m begging you

First of all, John McCain is in hell

by Amanda Ross

Death is awful, and I can't blame anyone for struggling to make sense of it. That's where the idea of an afterlife came from, right? Refusal to accept the nothingness waiting for us the moment our pulse stops? If it makes you feel better to imagine your grandma reclining on a cloud while the world…

This is how you can hide your Instagram pics without losing likes

If you’re trying to be scandalous

by Ari Bines

For those of you who are deluded into thinking you're Instagram famous with those 2,000 followers, this one's for you. While it's easier to delete Instagram pics from your grid, you may want to keep those sexy photos in an Instagram folder for a later time. Here's how to hide use your Instagram archive to…