Watch this video of a tiny rat taking a tiny shower, and then forward it to your musty boyfriend
If this rat can bathe, so can y’all
by Amanda Ross
Barring a medical condition (and I expect to see documentation, people), this tiny rat proves that mustiness is a choice — a choice every straight man I've ever known makes daily, apparently.
Look at the way he lifts his furry pits to scrub. Look at how he makes collagen-boosting circles with his little rat hands as he rubs in what is surely Glossier Milky Jelly cleanser. Look at how he washes his ass-crack too. OK fine, he doesn't do that. But you really should.
Health YouTubers are now claiming you can cure any disease just by drinking your own piss
Including HIV, cancer, and broken bones
by Harry Shukman
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but there's a whole section of YouTube out there dedicated to the vile practice of urine therapy – drinking your own piss and slathering it over yourself for health benefits.It might sound like a lame joke but there are countless videos out there hosted by earnest, vegan-looking,…
Here’s why we need a White History Month
I salute my white walkers!
by Ari Bines
It's Black History Month, a time where we celebrate the accomplishments and achievements of Harriet Tubman, the only Black person the American school system knows. However, the problem with this celebration is that white people have felt using all 28 days of the shortest month of the year is making them feel left out. Can't…
Tinder’s latest update is dumb as hell, and I’m officially deleting the stupid app altogether
I’m just done, sorry
by Ari Bines
Apparently, Tinder thinks women haven't done enough work to grab the attention of men, so they're now rolling out a new Tinder update with a "ladies first" option. This new paid feature (that's right, you have to pay for this), you can now enable an option that blocks men from messaging first, leaving initiating the…