Watch this video of a tiny rat taking a tiny shower, and then forward it to your musty boyfriend
If this rat can bathe, so can y’all
by Amanda Ross
Barring a medical condition (and I expect to see documentation, people), this tiny rat proves that mustiness is a choice — a choice every straight man I've ever known makes daily, apparently.
Look at the way he lifts his furry pits to scrub. Look at how he makes collagen-boosting circles with his little rat hands as he rubs in what is surely Glossier Milky Jelly cleanser. Look at how he washes his ass-crack too. OK fine, he doesn't do that. But you really should.