Watch this video of a tiny rat taking a tiny shower, and then forward it to your musty boyfriend
If this rat can bathe, so can y’all
by Amanda Ross
Barring a medical condition (and I expect to see documentation, people), this tiny rat proves that mustiness is a choice — a choice every straight man I've ever known makes daily, apparently.
Look at the way he lifts his furry pits to scrub. Look at how he makes collagen-boosting circles with his little rat hands as he rubs in what is surely Glossier Milky Jelly cleanser. Look at how he washes his ass-crack too. OK fine, he doesn't do that. But you really should.
‘Hip cleavage’ is the hottest thick girl beach trend this summer
After I squeeze into this two-piece, it’s over for y’all
by Ari Bines
It's probably taking over your entire Instagram feed right now, but you'll surly see this trend sprawled out all throughout the beach. "Hip cleavage" is a thick girl's v-cut, a thirst trap designed for thickies and thickies only. It can only be done with thick thighs and love handles My thicc savior, Ashley Graham, is…
Here’s how you can finally mute someone’s Instagram posts without unfollowing them
Raise your hand if you’re sick of your friends!
by Ari Bines
Instagram's great for a lot of things: Making yourself look hotter than you are, making you cat look more popular than she is, and creeping on your crush's ex-girlfriend's camp bunkmate's cousin because you thought you saw a female-looking shoe in the corner of his story. But then you stumble on some shit you can…
Are Bermuda shorts…cool again?! An investigation
It might be time to go back to middle school
by Una Dabiero
Most of us respond to the utterance of "Bermuda shorts" with a VISCERAL reaction. If I am forced to spend even a millisecond thinking about the rhinestoned, baby blue Bermudas I wore to slip past my middle school dress code, I immediately shut down. Like, total blackout. I don't need to think about my developmental…