2018’s newest makeup trend seems like it’d be terrible, but it’s actually kind of gorgeous…?
2018 is all about being bold
Fasten your seat belts, because the latest makeup trend is going to collide with your Glossier, au naturale, I-just-wake-up-this-pretty look.
60s-inspired colorful lashes are back in style, which honestly shouldn't surprise any of us. 2018 is about being bold, considering we all could die any day now.
The look was big on the Fall 2017 runway, and made its way into the mainstream with the help of risk-taking makeup artists and Louboutin's new red-bottom inspired mascara.
The look can easily be achieved with colored mascara. Royal blue and bright pink seem to be having a moment, but deeper colors like plum can provide a more subtle look.
NYX has a cheap line of colored mascaras, in case you want a low-price trial-run with the trend.
But if you're super dedicated to the look, ombre lash implants are definitely a thing on Instagram. It's a subtle pop of color that just makes sense in our unicorn-obsessed society.
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