If Kylie ACTUALLY chose this name for her baby I swear I’m gonna KMS
Imagine roll call in school
I've felt love before, OK? Vicariously, sure, but real and pure nonetheless.
I felt it the first time I heard Bella talk about The Weeknd (how did he fuck it up so bad?), I felt it watching Selena run back to Justin and I especially felt it when I found out Ed Sheeran was engaged. Love must be real, there's no other rational explanation.
But I've never felt love the way I did yesterday, watching Kylie Jenner's "To Our Daughter" video, and it's safe to assume other people felt the same, seeing as it's done more than 23 million views in less than 24 hours. I mean, I thought a like per minute on IG was something to celebrate.
So, in the wake of all this love, riddle me this: Why would Kylie choose to name her daughter "Butterfly"? Don't believe me? Look at what her fans are saying.
'Kylie is about to name her baby butterfly'
watch out kylie is about to name her baby butterfly
— stąsia (@glorjfy) February 4, 2018
'Her cake had butterflies on it, she wears butterflies'
Watch Kylie&Travis name their daughter butterfly….her birthday cake had butterflies on it, she wears a butterfly necklace, butterfly stickers in her room & Travis Scott- Butterfly effect👏🏼
— Keana-Jewel (@Kii_Kii6) February 4, 2018
'Travis Scott – Butterfly Effect'
Travis Scott came out with Butterfly Effect May 15, 2017 .9 months ago. Kylie is wearing a butterfly necklace in her pregnancy reveal video.
The babies name is Butterfly. #Kylie#youhearditherefirst
— gracie voulgaris (@GracieVoulgaris) February 4, 2018
'They zoomed in on her butterfly necklace'
Kylie jenner definitely named the baby butterfly. They zoomed in on her butterfly necklace in the video that she posted. its a clue
— Exotic🌹 (@exotlc) February 5, 2018
'It'll be something with butterfly'
I can’t help but wonder if @KylieJenner’s baby’s name will be something with butterfly. Butterfly effect, butterfly necklace, butterfly decor! 🦋
— Cynthia Marie (@SintheeuhM) February 5, 2018
'Baby is going to be named butterfly, just watch'
kylie jenner’s baby is going to be named butterfly, just watch. the butterfly necklace in the vid, the butterfly decor, the song “butterfly effect”…
— mira 👽 (@mirandagrapes) February 5, 2018
Sure, butterflies are Kylie and Travis' thing, but I once had an ex where our "thing" was snails (seriously, we'd send each other memes about snails, photos of snails, etc.), but we wouldn't have named our kid "Snail." At least I don't think so.
And even with her butterfly necklace in the video and the butterflies on the baby's wall, I hope it's just an aesthetic thing.
'Does the name mean butterfly? Why do I care so much?'
Real question is why did the camera person zoom in on the butterfly necklace in Kylie Jenner’s baby announcement video? Is the baby called Butterfly? Does the name mean Butterfly? Why do I care so much?
— ☾ Els ☼ (@elliepackwood) February 4, 2018
'Aquarius or Mariposa'
Kylie Jenner’s baby’s name will either be Aquarius or Mariposa
— Liz “EAGLES ENTHUSIAST” Kardash (@liztweets5) February 5, 2018
So there appears to be a butterfly theme for Kylie Jenner’s baby name. Ulysses? Chrysalis?
— Kate Pattison (@katepatto) February 5, 2018
Because how are you going to follow up Chicago with Butterfly?
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