KYLIE JUST NAMED HER BABY GIRL!
At least it’s not ‘Butterfly’
Kylie Jenner just announced on her Instagram that she named her little girl Stormi.
However, I don't think anybody expected this.
Nobody is sure how to feel right now
Kylie Jenner’s called her baby stormi that’s cute as fuck
— MelissaReay🌺 (@dolandream69) February 6, 2018
'What kind of name is Stormi pls'
What kind of name is Stormi pls
— Izzy Gillett (@izzy_gillett) February 6, 2018
'Stormi sounds like a lip kit'
Stormi sounds like a lip kit name. Queen.
— Kia⠗a (@workfenty) February 6, 2018
'Already has more clout than 99.99 percent of the world'
Stormi not even a week old and already has more clout than 99.99% of the world 👀😩
— Wolfie (@wolfieraps) February 6, 2018
'Sounds like a my little pony character'
what kind of a fuckin name is stormi i’m so disappointed she sounds like a fuckin my little pony character
— adam (@ybnadam) February 6, 2018
'They got a whole forecast now'
It’s reign & stormi in the north west of Chicago 😂😂😭😭 they got a whole forecast now
— ERICA (@Princessgee11) February 6, 2018
Personally, I prefer it to Posie or whatever butterfly name everyone was convinced she was going to have.
Stormi sounds powerful. Kind of like Chicago.
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