Blac Chyna’s mom says the Kardashians are using their babies to compete with her???
Uhh… Dream BEEN born, lady
by Ari Bines
I thought I'd finished reading the last of the most outlandish conspiracy theories in my never-ending Tumblr threads, but Blac Chyna and her mom are still in the running after Chyna's mom Tokyo Toni posted a video challenging the integrity of Kim, Khloe and Kylie's pregnancies.
In a video posted yesterday, Toni questions why all three had a baby at the same time. "Are they competing with Chyna and with Dream?" She asks the front-facing camera.
"They're all sisters who be together everyday," she starts, "they all gonna get fresh mannies for 3 new babies that nobody's going to have time for anyway." The video has since been deleted from her own account, but other accounts have re-posted it.
Toni continues her rant saying Dream is the only real Kardashian baby. "But I guess those other families would want a Kardashian in their family too," she says.
Watch the full video of this piping hot tea:
Tokyo Toni is definitely reaching and hunty, your arms are way too short. Dream Kardashian is literally walking, talking and eating mud with diamond sprinkles already. No one's trying to compete with anybody because the KarJenner clan are mostly women who already decided whether or not their kids would carry the household name, and that can always change.
Try again, Toni. We'll be waiting for your next episode.
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