Everyone's spent the last 24 hours freaking out about Kylie's adorable baby, 'Stormi.' We saw the first picture of her yesterday on Kylie's Instagram. But since then, Kylie has edited the post to reveal Stormi's official last name. And it's not Jenner or Scott.
Stormi's full name is going to be Stormi Webster.
If you're wondering 'what the fuck?,' Webster is Travis Scott's real last name. Travis Scott is apparently only a stage name, and his real name is Jacques Webster. What a fucking nerd.
Does this mean Kylie and Travis are engaged? It's a strong possibility. If Kylie wasn't planning to stay with Travis, erm, Jacques, she probably would've given Stormi her last name. Makes it easier for Preschool pick-ups, you know?
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