What the fuck is wrong with Kendall? Have you SEEN what she named her horse!?
This bitch is evil
Kendall tries soooo hard to stay relevant by distancing herself from the rest of her KarJenner sisters as if she didn't rise to fame off all of them, but I'm pretty sure it's actively working against her at this point. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think there's a single person who can look me dead in the eyes, and say they like her more than Kim, Khloé or Kylie? Maybe Kourt, but even that's a stretch. And if you can, it's probably because you're evil, too.
Anyway, I already knew Ken had an evil streak, but some of you are just figuring it out. Like the other day when she was the only sister who didn’t congratulate Kylie on her new girl, Stormi, and it was probably because she and Travis Scott used to have a thing. Sure, she re-tweeted Kylie's announcement, but . . . Girl wasn't even in her own sister's delivery room! She FaceTimed in! Whatever, let's move on. On this week's episode of Fucked Up And Completely Unnecessary Things Kendall Has Done:
She named her new horse after Sofia Richie's dead one
I know, I was almost laughing typing this because it seems so absurd, but it's true!
On Instagram Kendall announced her new horse's name is "Dragon," and this week Sophia Richie stans noticed it's the same name as the horse Richie posted a RIP throwback for about a month ago.
I mean I know Kendall doesn't like Scott Disick's new girlfriend (remember when she referred to her as one of Disick's kids?), but this is actually . . . really fucked up? There's no way they both just "liked the name Dragon." Besides, it's Scott we should be attacking, not Richie. I swear we gotta protect that girl against him at all costs.
And what the hell is Kendall planning on doing with a horse anyway?
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