Did we all forget that Kylie is terrified of butterflies??
‘Cut the wings off’
I've pretended to like a lot of things for guys. Like, I once told this guy I was into that I was ~amazing~ at guitar, so when he pulled one out from under his bed and asked me to play, I froze, strummed at D, C, E (the only chords I know) and left with my head hung in shame.
And then there was this really hot guy who was into hiking, so I was like, "Oh my god!!! Me too!!!" It wasn't until we got to the base of the mountain and he asked if I'd brought anything other than the Madden boots I was wearing that I realized I was in deep shit. But Kylie has gone too far.
Flash back to a few weeks ago when everyone was 2,000 percent convinced Ky was going to name her baby girl "Posie," short for Mariposa or butterfly. Luckily she chose Stormi instead, but fans remain convinced it was influenced by baby daddy Travis Scott's Butterfly Effect — or the theory a butterfly flapping its wings creates a storm(i).
I thought it was a stretch until I saw this
But Kylie is fucking TERRIFIED of butterflies
Here's something we never talk about: Did we all forget that episode in Life of Kylie where she forces herself to enter a butterfly sanctuary and face one of her biggest fears.
"It's kind of ironic because I'm terrified of butterflies," she says in the episode, "This is how I think of them: Cut the wings off and if you just look at their bodies, it's not that pretty. It's literally a bug."
One of the employees at the sanctuary even had to tell her it wouldn't bite if it landed on her.
But I'll let you watch for yourself:
I just hope for Stormi's sake that Kylie is better at keeping up the charade than I am.
I never did get good at guitar.
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