news • Feb 14 2018

This girl totally fucked up her Valentines Day and I honestly feel so sorry for her

I’m crying hot tears of pity

Valentines Day is a high-pressure holiday — what's more stressful than the concept of a fulfilling romantic relationship, am I right?

Basically the only consolation is that if you're one of those people who's "into baking" then V-Day is normally where you shine.

But sometimes, when you shoot for the moon and miss, you don't land on a star. You plummet back down to Earth and burn up in its atmosphere.

And by that I mean, sometimes you try to bake heart-shaped cookies and they end up looking like an absolute fucking garbage fire, and then your best friend tweets about it.

My best friend, you guys pic.twitter.com/seGfGZpvU5

— silver soul (@veegraceful) February 14, 2018

You KNOW she had to spend a long-ass time scraping those off the pan too. Ugh. Love's dead.

@k80way

Yes, Nicki Minaj is now dating a registered sex offender and convicted killer

Here’s the full court record

by Nian Hu

Nicki Minaj is Instagram official with a 40-year-old man named Kenneth Petty, a level 2 registered sex offender in New York who has been convicted of attempted rape as well as manslaughter. According to the New York Sex Offenders database, Petty was convicted of attempted rape on April 5, 1995. Court records obtained by TMZ…

An Asian guy took an ancestry DNA test only to be told that he’s ‘100% Asian’

Surprise! You’re Asian!

by Nian Hu

Pretty much everyone I know has taken one of those ancestry DNA tests. And yeah, they're expensive but I can definitely see the appeal. The level of detail in the breakdowns — 56 percent Irish, 20 percent Balkan, 12 percent Iberian — isn't something you could get from a conversation with your grandma. And it's…

The guy behind the sexist Ocasio-Cortez tweet also tweeted about making ‘hot’ children masturbate

And then tried to defend it

by Nian Hu

Eddie Scarry, a reporter at the Washington Examiner, recently came under fire for a tweet where he posted a photo of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's backside as she was walking, and wrote: "Hill staffer sent me this pic of Ocasio-Cortez they took just now. I'll tell you something: that jacket and coat don't look like a girl…