We dug through the internet to find the best celebrity mugshots, and they will have you rolling
Wait until y’all see Bruno Mars
by Una Dabiero
Honestly, the advent of the internet has kinda been a love-hate situation for most of us. There's a lot of really disgusting stuff out there. But there's also cute corgi viral videos, Netflix, and of course, the best celebrity mugshots.
Nothing really brings me joy like seeing a weepy Justin Bieber staring at me through my computer screen, and I just had to share my favorite portraits with all of you. Here are my favorite mugshots. And yes, of course Khloe Kardashian is on here.
The Weeknd was arrested in 2015 for punching a cop in the face. Honestly? I think that's pretty hot.
Snooki was arrested in Seaside Heights for disorderly conduct while filming season 2 of Jersey Shore. She was wearing a tiger-striped shirt that said "SLUT" which is truly iconic.
All three Migos… at the same time
In 2015, all three Migos were arrested for felony gun and drug possession at a concert. Cardi B, come get your boy. And the rest of them, I guess.
Justin Bieber's ICONIC teary mugshot was taken when he was arrested for DUI and drag racing through the streets of Miami. What an asshole, honestly. I'm sad Selena's heart wants what it wants.
Blac Chyna was arrested for possession of ecstasy at the Austin airport. This all happened in 2016, when she was with Rob. I did the math and this was definitely after Dream was conceived, unless she was born prematurely. Not a good look.
Deena was arrested while filming Season 6 of Jersey Shore for Public Intoxication. Typical for the little meatball.
Lil Uzi Vert
Lil Uzi was arrested in for recklessly driving a dirt bike in 2016. Maybe illegal racing is why all his friends are dead.
We all know this story: Shailene was arrested for trespassing while protesting the Dakota Access Pipeline. We stan a woke Big Little Lies star.
Tana was allegedly arrested for consuming an alcoholic drink underage at Coachella. I'd make a joke about how stereotypical this is for Bella Thorne's bestie, but I'm too tired.
Bruno Mars was arrested in 2010 for having cocaine at the Las Vegas Hard Rock. He doesn't look sad at all, tbh.
If Paris wasn't so god damn rich, she probably would've been incarcerated a long time ago. She's been arrested quitee a few times. Then again, she probably wouldn't have had money to spend on all of those drugs.
Paris' longtime gal pal, Lindsay Lohan, has also had too many arrests to count. I've heard she's recently gotten into yoga though, which is much better than being into coke, I guess.
Macauley was arrested in 2004 for possession of marijuana and possession of a controlled substance without a prescription. Basically, he had a bunch of weed, Xanax and Clonazepam in his car. A relatable fav.
Shia has been arrested so many times, I don't even know what charge this mugshot is for. Tragic, really. We had so much hope for Louis Stevens.
In 2010, Chace Crawford was arrested for possession of marijuana. This might be the first record of a white dude getting arrested for weed, honestly.
John was arrested in 2001 for speeding and driving without a license. But his mugshot has a weird story. Apparently, in 2009, he offered TMZ $25,000 to surface the picture after Fall Out Boy's Patrick Stump was arrested for the same offense.
Here's his mugshot, by the way. I forgot Fall Out Boy existed until this moment.
In 2001, Marilyn Manson was charged with criminal sexual assault for grinding on the head of a security guard at a rockin concert. His mugshot will keep me up at night. So will the thought of his ugly-ass assaulting me.
Kodak Black has been arrested a lot of times for like, a lot of stuff. This mugshot was taken in January 2018 after he was arrested for seven charges, including: Grand theft of firearm, 2 charges of possession of weapon or ammo by a felon, possession of marijuana over 20 grams, neglect of a child without great bodily harm, and 2 probation violation charges.
Oh, and a little bonus: OJ's mugshot
We all know the story, so I'm not going to waste my time.
And Bill Gates' mugshot
He was arrested in 1977 for a Traffic Violation. Now authorities don't even look in the direction of his gazillion dollar Teslas, I'm fucking sure.
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