Which hot US Olympians are single? babe investigates
Don’t worry, there’s a lot of them
by Una Dabiero
You always hear about all the hookups that happen in the Olympic Village. I mean, you can't really blame them. If I was surrounded by hot, single athletes 24/7, I'd probably be banging a lot, too. But if so much is going down at the Olympics, a lot of the athletes must be single. We investigated which hot US Olympians are single so you can go medal-scouting.
And don't worry, there are a lot of them.
Joey Mantia, Speed Skating
John Daly, Skeleton
Alex Shibutani, Ice Dancing
John Henry Krueger, Speedskating
John Henry Krueger even looks good in a fucking bodysuit, and he's single. That's right, he doesn't have a girlfriend. And I'm pretty sure he's not gay. You know what that means: We might have nothing in common, but I still plan to shoot my shot.
Red Gerard, Snowboarding
Nathan Chen, Figure Skating
Adam Rippon, Figure Skating
Adam Rippon is a media sweetheart, Gay Rights activist, and world-renown Figure Skater. Sources say he's a major flirt in the Olympic Village, so if you think you can bring it, he's (probably) single.
Lindsey Vonn, Skiing
Aja Evans, Bobsledding
Karen Chen, Figure Skating
Chloe Kim, Snowboarding
Chloe Kim is a gold-medalist who is also absolutely hot. Life is incredibly unfair. The snowboarder is probably single, since she's dedicated all her free time to her sport. But, she's also 17 so this is for high school seniors only. 👀
Bradie Tennell, Figure Skating
Bradie Tennell, a figure skater who helped Team USA win the bronze in the team figure skating event, is notoriously private about her personal life. But all sources point to the Illinois-native only being in a relationship with her coach, Denise Myers. She might be too busy to go on a date with you, but honestly it's worth sliding into her DMs. Look at those legs 😍
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