Diet, workouts, and measurements: Here’s how to get Kylie Jenner’s body
I mean, other than plastic surgery
by Una Dabiero
Kylie Jenner is THAT girl. She's a millionaire sex icon, new mom, and still eats Burger King in her Rolls Royce on the reg. Basically, she's the person we all want to be. While I can't help you auto-generate a successful business or point you to reality TV superstardom, I can offer some sound advice on how to get a Kylie Jenner body. Or at least, I can try. Remember, you aren't the daughter of a decorated Olympian and goddess Kris Jenner. We can't all be so lucky.
Kylie has a loose diet, primarily focusing on eating healthy portions and whole foods
Khloe wrote in her app that "Kylie eats like a typical teenager but she's also super aware of what she puts in her body when it comes to fresh and organic foods." Basically, Kylie watches what she eats and how much she eats, but she doesn't punish herself for a cheat meal… or day.
Kylie famously loves eating shrimp tacos and fast food, but just as often eats healthy options. The moderation method is much more sustainable than most restrictive diets or health trends (like Whole30). Ugh, such a good role model! Love her.
Allegedly, Kylie rarely exercises. When she does, she seems to enjoy cardio
It's pretty annoying that Kylie doesn't have to do much to look so good.
She says most of her look on social media comes from contouring and knowing her angles. But others think a lot of it is also plastic surgery. So, if you're looking for the internet's advice, get some butt and hip fillers. Then contour the fuck out of everything else.
I don't know if I agree with everyone that Kylie's bod is fake. Some people are just born beautiful. Look at Beyonce. Anyway, I don't think we should be asking so many questions. Let's just love the fact we're living on Earth with a literally perfect human specimen.
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Wow, way to be inclusive
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This Instagram trend is the most extra thing I’ve seen this year
Glitter and neon GALORE
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