Tinder’s latest update is dumb as hell, and I’m officially deleting the stupid app altogether
I’m just done, sorry
by Ari Bines
Apparently, Tinder thinks women haven't done enough work to grab the attention of men, so they're now rolling out a new Tinder update with a "ladies first" option.
This new paid feature (that's right, you have to pay for this), you can now enable an option that blocks men from messaging first, leaving initiating the conversation up to you. Hmm, where have I heard of that before?
According to Tinder's CEO, Mandy Ginsburg, women don't want the pressure of making the first approach and basically that there's an apparent famine of women-only products. Um, ever heard of Bumble?
I think that if Tinder wants to make an actual improvement to the application, they'll do a complete background check on every single male user (that was a read). I've been on enough dates with verifiable psychos to vouch for that alone.
Facials made of CUT OFF baby penises are the latest celebrity skincare trend
Not THAT kind of facial, lmao
by Una Dabiero
I've spent a lot of time trying to figure out how celebrities are so unnaturally beautiful. Like, yeah, plastic surgery. And, like, yeah, designer clothes. But how do they have teeth and skin as bright and beautiful as the midday sun?Well, Cate Blanchett gave us some new insight into how they do it. And let…
The #Dickgrabbers challenge isn’t what you think it is, you nasty little pervert
Okay, it kind of is
by Katie Way
How do internet trends start? It's literally my job to write about this shit and I gotta tell you — I'm fucking stumped a lot of the time. But when it comes to this #Dickgrabbers scenario, I've got it all figured out. If you haven't seem 'em yet, you better prepare for a deluge of…
QUIZ: Is this a Rupi Kaur poem or some shit we made up?
Trust me, it’s harder than you think
by Una Dabiero
Rupi Kaur and her (allegedly plagarized) three-line poems have been the center of controversy since Milk and Honey came out. Like, most of us can agree Rupi Kaur writes bad poetry. But I've always wondered just how hard it would be to come up with this type shit all on my own. Take this quiz…