Tinder’s latest update is dumb as hell, and I’m officially deleting the stupid app altogether
I’m just done, sorry
by Ari Bines
Apparently, Tinder thinks women haven't done enough work to grab the attention of men, so they're now rolling out a new Tinder update with a "ladies first" option.
This new paid feature (that's right, you have to pay for this), you can now enable an option that blocks men from messaging first, leaving initiating the conversation up to you. Hmm, where have I heard of that before?
According to Tinder's CEO, Mandy Ginsburg, women don't want the pressure of making the first approach and basically that there's an apparent famine of women-only products. Um, ever heard of Bumble?
I think that if Tinder wants to make an actual improvement to the application, they'll do a complete background check on every single male user (that was a read). I've been on enough dates with verifiable psychos to vouch for that alone.
Did you really think Warren Buffett was tweeting inspirational advice for teens?
Smart grind always pays off
by Harry Shukman
Warren Buffett, the billionare investor with a face like a dangly ballsack, is not dispensing advice for locals. And yet, people being people, they have fallen for a fake Warren Buffett account that tweets vanilla platitudes meant to inspire the extremely basic: Unless you're a total dunce and didn't spot that Warren Buffett has a…
Enough imagining dead celebrities in Heaven, I’m begging you
First of all, John McCain is in hell
by Amanda Ross
Death is awful, and I can't blame anyone for struggling to make sense of it. That's where the idea of an afterlife came from, right? Refusal to accept the nothingness waiting for us the moment our pulse stops? If it makes you feel better to imagine your grandma reclining on a cloud while the world…
This is how you can hide your Instagram pics without losing likes
If you’re trying to be scandalous
by Ari Bines
For those of you who are deluded into thinking you're Instagram famous with those 2,000 followers, this one's for you. While it's easier to delete Instagram pics from your grid, you may want to keep those sexy photos in an Instagram folder for a later time. Here's how to hide use your Instagram archive to…