Kourtney Kardashian bragging about weighing as little as an 8-year-old just made me log off
She tries so hard
Nothing like a long President's Day weekend to remind you of how much you hate the internet, celebrities and every single one of your coworkers within the span of 20 minutes on your first Tuesday back.
Now usually I wouldn't care about Kourtney. Actually I'm pretty sure I don't even follow her on Instagram. Let's be honest, she's the least interesting Kardashian, which is sad because she's doing so much, and we still don't care.
She's out here posting booty photos, drinking green juice and reminding us we'll never be as accomplished or hot as her, but somehow . . . it doesn't bother us?
I guess this time it just rubbed me the wrong way, so now I'm gonna be mad about it online.
— Archie (@Raaach_21) January 17, 2018
In a deleted scene from this weekend's episode of KUWTK, and with literally close to zero prompting, Kourtney tells Khloé and their friend Simon Gebrelul that she weighs 98 lbs, bragging that that's only 38 more than Mason, her 8-year-old son.
"Guess what? I gained a pound. I'm 98 lbs," she said, "You know Mason is 62?"
this woman kourtney kardashian said she weight 97 pounds??????? like bitch damn i just ate 97 pounds of pizza wtf
— Step TF Up Kyle (@igotta_roner) January 22, 2018
Now, next to Kenny, it's safe to say Kourt is literally nothing if not one of the smallest Kardashians, but imagine having to choose that to brag about. Especially in front of Khloé who has not only been told by her family to lose weight, but who says she misses her "old," pre-pregnancy body.
I'm not sure how the rest of them put up with Kourt and her annoying salad mixing.