These normal people think they look ‘just like’ celebrities, but we’re… skeptical
I see like, two of them
by Una Dabiero
Let's be honest: Getting told you look like a celebrity is kinda the best thing ever. Like, Oh shit! I kinda maybe look like someone who gets paid to look pretty! It's the perfect compliment. But it's also kinda the worst because when it's true, you can't just be like "Oh yeah, I totally do" and look like an egotistical maniac. And when it's not true, it's either a.) offensive or b.) the slippery slope into delusions of grandeur.
Apparently, its a big thing to tweet about people telling you that you look like a celeb, opening you to the scrutiny of your Twitter followers and of course, me.
All these normal-ass folks tweeted about looking like a celeb. And while they're all perfect in their normal-ass human way, some of them are… not so believable. Take a look for yourself and tell me what you think.
Jenae gets told she looks like Blake Lively
a lot of people tell me i look like Blake Lively.. i don't see it pic.twitter.com/gLoxBNtgc0
— jenae alberts (@jenae_alberts) January 20, 2018
Ok, ok, this is a hard sell. But look at the eyes. I can kinda understand this. Also btw, adding "I don't see it!" isn't fooling anyone, you humble-bragger.
And Tammy gets told she looks like Dua Lipa
Hmmmmm… Like, maybe? Maybe in 10 years.
Does Macie look like Zooey Deschanel, Hailee Steinfeld, Kurt Cobain, or Post Malone?
In ninth grade people would tell me i looked like Hailee Steinfeld and Zooey Deschanel and now I get told I look like Post Malone and Kurt Cobain is this really what i deserve.
— Macie 🌻 (@MacieWrightt) January 19, 2018
Idk, I see Hailee Steinfeld the most. Honestly, fuck the bitches who tell her she looks like Post Malone. That's a dirty, dirty insult.
Shana is told she looks like Daphne
I have had 4 people in the last week tell me that I look like Daphne from Scooby Doo. I’m going to accept it because we all know that Daphne is the hot one.
— Shana M. Struble (@sstruble34) January 19, 2018
Which I would kinda get if Daphne wasn't a cartoon. Like, what generation Daphne are we talking about? The OG 60s Daphne? The new bastardization of Daphne? The Daphne from Cyber Chase-era Scooby Doo?
Breahna is told she looks like Zendaya and her sister doesn't get it
Me: A lot of people tell me I kinda look like Zendaya
My sister: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Zendaya sweetie I am so sorry
— daddy binks (@hawaiiangarbage) January 15, 2018
Honestly, she's gorgeous. But I don't fucking see it. That's ok. Not all of us can be Zendaya.
Does Julia look like Paris Hilton?
I've had like 4 people tell me I look like Paris Hilton lmao well shit I'll take it🤷🏼♀️
— Julia (@julia_rockett) January 12, 2018
I high-key believe this one. If people told me I looked like an heiress, I would tweet about it too.
Emma's friends think she looks like Taylor Swift
when people tell me I remind them of/look like taylor swift, I feel so honored – I know a lot of people hate her but I adore her so wow wow!! thank u
— emma (@emmakrz) January 11, 2018
Pretty blonde? Yes. Taylor Swift?? Ehh.
Does Liv look like Mila Kunis?
I’ve had 3 different people, in the last 2 days tell me I look like Mila Kunis
Thank you for the dope compliment but I don't see it???
— Liv♡ (@Olivia_Coriaty) January 11, 2018
Maybeeeee. Probably not. She's hot af though.
Morgan gets told she looks like Rihanna
I freaking love when people tell me i look like Rihanna
— Mo (@morganscivally) January 10, 2018
Hmmmmm. Hmmmmmmmm. Hmm.
Does Bella look like Demi?
I’ve had enough people tell me that I kind of look like Demi Lovato that I’ve decided to dedicate 2018 to becoming her.
— b (@BellaDrobny) January 10, 2018
Likeeeee maybeeeee? The whole wonder woman thing throws me off.
Eduardo says people tell him he looks like Ariana Grande
ICONIC. I kinda see it, maybe with the right lighting and a ponytail wig.
Kim is told she looks like Issa Rae
Maybe I'll embrace people telling me I look like Issa Rae. I'm pretty sure it's just the skin tone, big smiles and forehead. LOL. But the next stranger that says it to me I'm going to tell them I'm her cousin.
— Kimberly Hill (@itsKimRenee) January 9, 2018
A compliment all-around, even if it's not true.
And people tell Bree she looks like Anne Hathaway
People sometimes tell me I look like Anne Hathaway. Pretty sure they mean pre-makeover Mia Thermopolis from "The Princess Diaries," but either way, a huge compliment.
— Bree |-/ (@missbreeliever) January 9, 2018
I would put my hand down a garbage disposal to look like Anne Hathaway, so even if it's not true, I understand Bree tweeting about this experience.
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