Whip out your waterproof mascara and vintage records, it’s Pisces season
They’re basically the exposed nerve-ending of the zodiac
by Una Dabiero
Last night, while you were all sleeping, the most important event of the year occurred. No, it wasn't an impeachment or a tornado or even a nuclear hellfire. Well, it kind of was. Anyway, it was the dawn of Pisces Season.
We love Pisces because they're so fragile and inflammatory, they keep our lives interesting. Like, these people are born shit starters.
approximately how many feelings do you have right now, in the first days of pisces season?
— ⚢💜 (@sapphicstrology) February 19, 2018
But they never mean it. They just love their little hearts out, not caring if they get hurt. They dream their dreams, even if they're fucking stupid. They're intuitive, compassionate, and low-key psychotic. They're basically the exposed nerve-ending of the zodiac.
pisces season starts today and we love a pisces legend. rihanna, albert einstein, steve jobs— and me…
we love intuative, empathic, creative, hard to understand fish…
— 𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔥 𝔡𝔞𝔡 (@dvdpntr) February 19, 2018
It's time to celebrate these slippery, chaotic fish. They're just flopping around the Earth, trying to figure out where to channel their creativity. And when you're feeling extra emotional or obsessive this month, remember Pisces feel like this every day. What a train wreck.
psa: if you’re feeling more emotional, obsessive, dreamy, psychotic, etc. it’s pisces season
— Lucielle (@cuntrygardens) February 20, 2018
We're glad you guys are here to remind us we're all sane.
Happy start of Pisces season!! We're used to bending over backwards for everyone but not this time!! This is our time to shine and do what we want for us! You'll feel insane emotional waves over this time but don't be afraid of them, Embrace them!! Feeling is a beautiful thing!:D
— 🦋KENPATHY🦋 (@ColorstormKid) February 19, 2018
Happy Pisces season! Please don't think I'm into you for writing this article, but I'm sure you'll read way too much into it anyway. Xoxo
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