Whip out your waterproof mascara and vintage records, it’s Pisces season

Last night, while you were all sleeping, the most important event of the year occurred. No, it wasn't an impeachment or a tornado or even a nuclear hellfire. Well, it kind of was. Anyway, it was the dawn of Pisces Season.

We love Pisces because they're so fragile and inflammatory, they keep our lives interesting. Like, these people are born shit starters.

But they never mean it. They just love their little hearts out, not caring if they get hurt. They dream their dreams, even if they're fucking stupid. They're intuitive, compassionate, and low-key psychotic. They're basically the exposed nerve-ending of the zodiac.

It's time to celebrate these slippery, chaotic fish. They're just flopping around the Earth, trying to figure out where to channel their creativity. And when you're feeling extra emotional or obsessive this month, remember Pisces feel like this every day. What a train wreck.

We're glad you guys are here to remind us we're all sane.

Happy Pisces season! Please don't think I'm into you for writing this article, but I'm sure you'll read way too much into it anyway. Xoxo