news • Feb 22 2018

Kylie Jenner just released a baby Stormi-themed makeup collection

This baby just made her first million within a month of being born

Everyone on the internet acts like Kris is THE entrepreneur of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, but I think Kylie just took the crown. Today, she released a new Stormi themed makeup line. The kid is only 21 days old, which means Kylie must have planned this shit during gestation.

A capitalist icon!

Ky posted the new makeup collection to her Instagram story

It looks like there's 2 Powder Palettes. There's "Calm before the storm"…

And "Eye of the storm"

3 mattes, made with a new formula

And four gorgeous, cream eye glitters

And there's a bunch of other stuff in this box of goodies she hasn't shown us yet. Queen of secrets! Honestly, Stormi is about to make her first million within a month of being alive — like mother, like daughter! I'm definitely going to throw her some coins. "Millionaire Baby" sounds like a cute TV show name, just saying E! Throw me some copyrights.

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Here’s the full court record

by Nian Hu

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Surprise! You’re Asian!

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The guy behind the sexist Ocasio-Cortez tweet also tweeted about making ‘hot’ children masturbate

And then tried to defend it

by Nian Hu

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