Look at this insane viral argument between a girl and her boyfriend and tell me: Who’s really in the wrong?
Is it her? Is it him? Is it our heteronormative society that values romance over all other relationships?
by Una Dabiero
We’ve all had those friends who should DEFINITELY break up. You know, the couple who throws shit at each other or sends nasty texts as “revenge” for some weird slight.
Well, Twitter has found the ultimate toxic relationship. But people are conflicted about who’s at fault.
Apparently, Veronica Lexus broke her boyfriend’s Xbox controller. In response, he went into her bathroom and fucking bulldozed all of her makeup. As you can see in these pictures, he crushed everything. Even her hair tools were left to die.
All of this because i smashed his Xbox controller!!!! pic.twitter.com/kRIsF4Rl6t
— Veronica Lexus (@veelexmuziq) February 20, 2018
Now I don’t know much about video game accessories, but they’re probably pretty expensive. But at the same time, they can’t make your cheekbones snatched like a good MAC contour kit. Honestly, the emotional trauma of having all my makeup stolen from me sounds like too much to come back from. I would be suing for emotional damages.
We don’t really know who started it, but who do you think is at greatest fault here? Or do you think they’re both fucking dumb, like I do? If anyone breaks any of my things, guy or girl, I’m fucking out.
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Which awful book did we read?
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That weird ‘Curvy Wife Guy’ hates us :(
‘I was often teased for my attraction to girls on the thicker side, ones who were shorter and curvier’
by Harry Shukman
Whoever said heroes come in all shapes and sizes clearly never imagined that one day, The Curvy Wife Guy would come onto this earth and declare himself a martyr for thiccness. Also known as The Thicc Wife Guy, né Robbie Tripp, he first appeared on your timeline with this horny and unsettling post about his…