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We asked real girls for their kinkiest sex stories, and my GOD did we underestimate them
‘Got double penetrated on a playground’
by The Tab
Last week, we asked girls to tell us their very first hoe stories and the shit they told us was wild. So I guess we should've known when we decided to ask for kinkiest sex stories, the bar would be raised. But even we weren't ready for what they had to say.
No shaming here, just good, old-fashioned fun. Give 'em a read:
Kayla
I had a threesome with an ex and his dad.
My ex — we were together at the time — told me his dad would check my ass out every time we left his apartment and asked if I found him attractive, which I did. They had a VERY close relationship and would compare sex stories and partners. The topic of a threesome came up and they were both down.
One day we went to his dad's apartment while his wife was working. My bf grabbed me, kissed me, pulled my boobs out of my maxi dress and shoved my face into his dad's. We started making out, he touched me all over and my boyfriend was watching and jerking himself off.
The dad had to pull his dick out after the first suck because he couldn't hold it in and quickly came, while my boyfriend was inside of me. And I finished with my boyfriend.
Maddie
I got double penetrated on a playground in the middle of the night.
Ciara
I was at a club dancing with this guy. This girl joined us and we started dancing together. Then we started making out. Things got heavy so the other girl and I dragged him to the unisex bathroom. We had to distract the attendants so we could all go in the same stall. The girl and I gave him head together. Sometimes taking turns, sometimes just making out with his dick between our lips. I let him bust on her face 'cuz I didn’t wanna ruin my makeup.
Olivia
My boyfriend and I do a lot of role play. I even have outfits to go with them, and we always incorporate full storylines. Last night it was the schoolgirl who wanted to pass the class, and the professor who didn't want her to.
Denise
I was at my boyfriend’s after prom, and everyone was blackout drunk. My boyfriend and I went back into our room where we proceeded to hook up. This girl I know but am not friends with brought the boy she was hooking up with back to our room, too. He passed out on the bed next to ours while my boyfriend and I were completely naked doing it.
She was mad she couldn’t get laid, so she propped her head up on the passed out dude’s body and watched us have sex from start to finish. I locked eyes with her a few times and I think she might've definitely been masturbating. Even though I kind of know the girl, we haven't spoke of it since. It was pretty cool.
Daisy
I hooked up with my boyfriend in an empty music classroom in high school. The door was wide open and there was a full class of students next door.
Veronica
On the first night of our birthright trip, my boyfriend and I snuck out of our rooms and had sex outside on a random floor. The next day we overheard people saying they heard people fucking.
Peyton
Last weekend my "friend" stayed over, but my roommate was in the next room. I didn’t want to have sex on the bed because the headboard would be too loud, so I told him to fuck me at the window . . . four stories up in Brooklyn.
Serena
Earlier this month, my boyfriend and I, while waiting in the priority pass lounge to catch our flight, decided to sneak into the shower-only bathroom numerous times during our layover to have extremely loud and hot sex. I'm pretty sure someone was watching.
Gracie
The kinkiest thing I’ve done was Domming a sissy boy for several months. I originally met him on Tinder, and we were both looking for a friends with benefits thing. He was super in the closet about being kinky and he was also religious and very adamant about no penis in vagina sex.
I’d dress him up in my lingerie, we’d do some blindfolded sensation play sessions, and it would ultimately end up with me fucking him in the ass with various toys I had. If he behaved, he’d be rewarded with eating me out.
Carrie
I snuck out to the park and let my two guy friends both suck on my tits. I literally didn’t even kiss either of them. They both each sucked on a nipple as I laid there and then I left.
Sylvia
I was fucking trashed and my friend and I ended up at a hotel with her boyfriend and his friends even though we didn’t go out with them. There was only one bed and I wanted to hook up with one of her boyfriends friends, so we all just ended up having sex in the same bed all night.
Lauren
I went home with a professional basket ball player. He was 6'7", broad shouldered and good looking AF. We got back to his, and within minutes of getting naked he was on his knees begging me to knee him in the balls. Highlight was when I was on top and he wanted his nipples twisted.
Something delicious about a big, strong, manly man begging.
Monica
My boyfriend and I had a date in LA to go to the wax museum. We also ended up having sex in his car in the parking garage. We had the air conditioner going but after it was over the car battery died, so I called the towing company and while we waited, some other guy offered us his jumper cables. It was only after we drove away that I realized he was in this car and it really smelled like sex. I think he might have been watching us.
Alyssa
We had sex on a train station bench probably around 3 am which was most likely caught on security cam and is probably on in the Internet.
Emily
One time in Venice while holidaying with a friend I came back to our apartment with a guy and a girl we met while we were out. My friend was already in the bedroom (we were sharing) having sex with this other guy. Long story short we all looked at each other and decided to join in. It was hands down the best sex of my life, three girls and two guys, 10/10 would recommend.
Jacqueline
We had anal on the beach under a life guard stand during a family vacation.
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