If you don’t agree with these UNDENIABLE music facts, turn in your Twitter account ASAP
Selena Gomez > Celine Dion, every time
by Una Dabiero
There are few things in this world more precious than the virtue of democracy. The Greeks said it. Civics classes say it. My friends say it (at least every time I try to force them to go to the bar everyone hates so I can see Johnny.) Basically, it's super important.
Perhaps the greatest purveyor of modern democracy is social media, and further, Twitter: The space where anyone's voice and opinion can be heard. Twitter is the place where the people vote on what's important… usually via Twitter poll, but also sometimes in pure volume of hashtags. It's the place where the true voice of the people rings through, often to the detriment of the constructivist bourgeoisie institutions that run our everyday lives. The best demonstration of this? Twitter's sharp criticism of the music industry.
Twitter is a space where only the most true of music FACTS are discussed and proved by public opinion. It's the space where the true stars of the music industry come to light. If you don't believe me, enlighten yourselves with these music facts, proven with surgical precision by the bright minds of Twitter. Let me warn you, you may need a few days and an advanced consciousness to understand information this sophisticated. But if you sit on it for a few days, or years, or decades, you can reach true nirvana.
Ariana Grande is definitely better than The Beatles
Her discography could kick Paul McCartney's ass.
Ariana Grande's Dangerous Woman album is better than anything the Beatles ever did.
— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) January 3, 2017
ariana grande 100%
the beatles 0%
9,445,378 votes • 7 hours left
— lourdes (@gossipgriII) March 14, 2017
imagine thinking ariana grande is not better than the beatles
— ً (@toujoursyoung) November 10, 2017
And Kiss Me Thru the Phone is more romantic than any other song ever penned
Soulja Boy = man after my own heart.
kiss me thru the phone is more romantic than anything ed sheeran could ever write
— isaiah ♏️ (@isaiahhluna) November 4, 2017
Is there such thing as a song better than Kiss Me Thru the Phone?
— jee 🔮 (@WhyJee__) January 11, 2018
Honestly ok I'll say it: Kiss Me Thru the Phone is better than any Beatles song ever written, don't @ me
— Tori (@torid_jft) December 4, 2017
Selena Gomez > Celine Dion
Basically all Celine did was that one Titanic song. Selena consistently serves us bops, anthems, and bangers.
Who is the better vocalist?
Selena Gomez 100%
Mariah Carey 0%
Celine Dion 0%
9,035,418 votes • 0 hours left
— BUY LOVE LIES ON ITUNES (@StationShade) November 19, 2017
Selena Gomez is a better singer than Celine Dion
— biel falabella (@godnessofpop) December 27, 2015
let's be real, selena gomez has better vocal range than celine dion,whitney houston and mariah carey.
— Alejandro (@HoIyBlackout) January 18, 2014
And Lana Del Rey is the best singer of this century
And maybe last century, because she really nailed that 70s aesthetic.
Lana Del Rey is the best singer of the 21st century.
— JupiterĶ (@KarimRhayem) November 2, 2017
The best singer-songwriter of this century is her, Lana Del Rey, beautiful spirit.Like seventies you honor them bébé pic.twitter.com/q06lIq8oKP
— Alison Rose Lane (@TeenLadDamn) January 13, 2015
lana del rey is the best singer this century has produced bye
— chloe (@thundelano) March 15, 2014
— CherryTopBTS (@CherryTopBTS) June 21, 2017
But Pieces of Me by Ashlee Simpson was the best piece of music written in human history. Technically, at least
Honestly, way more famous and talented than her sister, Jessica.
when is the world gonna wise up to the fact that pieces of me by ashlee simpson is the best song in human history
— paris hilton (@adamsuxxx) February 2, 2018
Ashlee Simpson's 'Pieces of Me' is still the best song of my existence.
— Josh Coates (@Ohhh_Myy_Josh) February 24, 2017
best song of 2004? Pieces of Me by Ashlee Simpson
— Drew Longo (@DrewLongo) November 13, 2015
literally pieces of me by Ashlee Simpson is the best throwback song in the entire history of planet earth.
— Sydney Berman (@sydneeyberman) October 13, 2015
Paris Hilton is actually a really great DJ and her albums have some real bangers
She's not just a rich girl! She's an artist.
When is Paris Hilton gonna release a new album full of more bangers
— Haru 🌈 (@nononjakuzurezu) November 27, 2017
Ngl…. Paris Hilton had some bangers
— Maeve Robinson (@maeve_robinson) October 29, 2017
ok but Paris Hilton had some BANGERS. stars are blind??? screwed??? nothing in this world??? a true pop queen we didn't deserve.
— Chloe Luke (@omgchloe) October 1, 2017
Remember when Paris Hilton had 2 absolute bangers of tunes 😂
— Claire Magennis (@ClaireMagennis) May 3, 2017
And Machine Gun Kelly should've gotten a Grammy by now
He said so himself.
no Grammy nominations yet again. tight. 👍🏽
— GUNNA (@machinegunkelly) November 28, 2017
But what can I say. The *mainstream* music industry is just fucked up. They'll never understand true art. That's why we, the strong people of Twitter and Soundcloud, will stay supporting true artistry. And 6ix9ine. Because he might kill me if I don't, you know?